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Previously, on Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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Uh, Stea slips and falling down 80 feet.

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I'm going to use my Rod of Lordly Might and I'm going to like slide down it.

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And you ride that ladder down, guacamole comes down and picks you up.

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And you turn back, the hallway begins to undulate and the right turn opens into

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a large dark room.

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You feel like you're being watched back from this room.

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All friends, do we really want to enter this dark chamber we can't see into?

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Yeah, I don't know.

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I mean, I don't really like the dark room.

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So yeah, back to that other hallway.

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You know, Laura, you turn to follow your friends and then you hear one of your

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friends is a traitor.

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Which one of you is betraying me?

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Not again!

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Nobody's trying to betray you.

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The yawn T told me one of you is a traitor.

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Well, there's your problem right there.

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Johnny.

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Oh, it's uh, there's some snake guys in there.

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I see this and I will dash.

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So you run into what you now see as this lit room.

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You came to stop me.

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It has nothing.

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Yeah, that's what I said.

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It has nothing to do.

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No, that's what I said.

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With this dwarf.

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I just keep cutting her off.

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You hear her in your mind and she says,

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Now I must ask you to touch your friend.

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As you are both walking towards Thea, all the other yawn T begin to crowd around

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as well.

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And she says, You must never come back here.

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Can we take Varam?

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She looks down to him and she says, Varam is of no use.

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And she says, Stop.

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And Flint and Newbara get your minds back.

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And she hands you the chains that are around Varam's neck.

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And you step out into the daylight and you look and you see Grancis yell down

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from his airship and says, Oh boy, you guys done yet?

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Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons.

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We are a fifth edition Actual Play podcast.

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I am your Dungeon Master Russ More and with me today studying very hard is Amy More.

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Super hard.

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Is the new way we greet each other.

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Also with me today is Carla Johnson.

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Super hard.

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And Tom Laird.

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Super hard.

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Thanks guys.

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Now it doesn't seem so weird.

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Yeah, now it seems totally normal.

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That seems like we're normal people doing a normal thing.

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This is how human beings function.

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Yeah.

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May start greeting people in my day to day life like this.

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Ring ring.

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See moms out dropping Addy off at school.

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Hey Debra.

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Guys, this is our this is our winter solstice first parter of hopefully only two parter episodes.

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Happy winter solstice.

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Wait, that's happy birthday solstice.

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It's public domain.

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It's public domain now.

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It's okay.

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Is it?

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Yeah.

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Happy birthday.

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Well somebody used to.

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Somebody does.

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I didn't.

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When did it switch to public domain?

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It used to be Sony I think and they made like a bajillion dollars off of it

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Yeah about that where it was like oh whoops just kidding we don't.

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But we're not going to give that money back though.

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Well that's good to know.

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I don't have to take that one out though.

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Where you can listen to some great bonus content DM'ed by Tom Laird is on Patreon.

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Hey guys.

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We have six patrons now.

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Yay.

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And we are going to dedicate.

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J-Con.

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Stop it.

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And we randomly dedicate an episode which I'm going to talk about that oopsie in a

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second too to one of our patrons and that patron today is Cat Waterflame.

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What a bitchin' name.

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Right?

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Yeah that's pretty amazing.

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That is an amazing name.

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It makes me think it's a D&D name because it's so rad.

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It makes me want to immediately make her into an NPC but.

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Yeah Ross can you do that?

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I don't know what level she's at like.

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Well she is at the $10 level and has given me a name to which I'm working on a character

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for in the future.

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This is new uncharted territory for us.

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Well I know Adam took a long frickin' time to get me his name so he's coming

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Classic Adam.

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No it wasn't Grancis.

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I will announce the name when they come up.

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No that was my own volition.

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That was a Russ More original.

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All the greatest names.

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Not a real name.

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So thank you Cat for joining the community.

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She says she really loves the she like binged through our whole campaign and then signed

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up for Patreon right away after that.

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Oh that's amazing.

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It's hours of content.

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That is shocking and wonderful.

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It is.

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But crazy.

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Cat you crazy.

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In the nicest way possible.

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I just don't want to spend that much time with us but it blows my mind that other

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people do.

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I can seriously only stand you guys for about like two hours a week.

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That's fair.

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We're like those news anchors who act like they're really friends on the air but then

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as soon as the cameras are off are total bitches to each other.

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We're talking like Anchorman when it's like I'm going to punch you in the boob.

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Or they're just Matt Lauer.

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They're harassing everyone when the cameras are off.

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Yeah back to bringing it bringing it back to political all the time.

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That's nothing to do with politics.

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No it's true.

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I mean it ties into politics somewhere along the way.

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That's a logical connection that you made.

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Not me good sir.

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Anyways thank you cat.

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We really appreciate you and your patronage.

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If you want to join us on Patreon visit Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast.

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The what day is it today?

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It's December 22nd.

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So those of you who are patrons of us and were before December 1st should have received

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your holiday cards which is of a sweet design that I made myself.

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Full disclosure when Russ said it was December 22nd I was like no it's not.

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Yeah that's not how this works.

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It's not even December 22nd it's December 20th because I can I can read a calendar.

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Well it appears that you can't read a calendar.

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I was wrong as it is.

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Yeah so you should have received your holiday cards if you haven't I'm very sorry.

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It's probably my fault this is past Russ apologizing for future Russ.

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And one final touch of business our next episode which comes out I'm going to check

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the calendar again just in case I'm wrong.

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On January 3rd that one's right is our one year anniversary episode which will

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have a party giveaways.

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Depending on how this episode goes we'll have none of those well there might be might

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be a party who knows but we'll have a cool monster from a listener of the

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Dumbgeons and Dragons podcast.

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We're gonna have a cool monster from the Dumbgeons and Dragons podcast.

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From a listener of the Dumbgeons and Dragons podcast.

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Oh you didn't say listener.

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I did say listener.

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I'm gonna go roll it back in the tape.

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Anybody else on?

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Anybody else?

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That we recorded has a lot of like no you were wrong yeah there's a lot of

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playback and it turns out I'm right all the time.

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Suspicious suspicious that the guy that does the editing makes it so he's right all the time.

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You know what anytime you guys want to change that you just let me know.

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Nope it's all you bud.

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Yep that's what I thought.

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Can you put in some cricket chirping sound effects for me?

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Yeah perfect.

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Or is that is that not free use or whatever?

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I think that's I think that's pod safe.

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I think I have a paid for cricket so it should be fine.

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Yeah so let's play D&D.

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You guys leveled up last time.

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Last time we you made it out of the tomb of Diderius and gained a level and what

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We'll start with Carla because she is most ready that I can see.

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Nothing too exciting at level 10.

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Level 10 though I got a new type of favored terrain which I've added coastline to I

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already have forest and swamp.

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I basically do nothing with this but it's you know sometimes I remember it's a thing

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that exists and make it helpful for me.

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So I can spend a minute to camouflage myself and like if I stay still then I get a plus

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10 to dex on stealth checks so I can hide.

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Yeah I picture it like that creepy makeup that PETA puts on in the Hunger Games game.

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Yeah so I can basically do that.

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It is also my history as a cake decorator that gets me these dope skills.

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Careful he loses a leg in that book.

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Spoiler alert for Hunger Games.

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That's cool well I'll give you a little warning that those may come in handy for you

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that could very well come in handy at some point in the near future.

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How about you Tom?

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What's Flint got?

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and yeah that was really about it got some more hit points so that's cool.

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What are you up to 600 hit points now?

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Just like a cash million.

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Oh nice nice.

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I forgot to update my hit points.

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I did all my other stuff but not that.

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Don't forget your hit points.

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So yeah you add your hit points a hit dice plus your constitution don't forget that.

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Oh I did forget that.

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Flint what kind of dwarf are you?

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Are you a hill or a mountain dwarf?

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I am a mountain dwarf.

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You can't just ask someone what kind of dwarf they are.

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Well I can and I did.

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I was trying to make a mean girl's joke.

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so yeah that's cool no just checking.

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Yeah the fighter was pretty straightforward.

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How you doing Amy?

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I'm good.

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What you updating?

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I'm updating I get a new spell in my fifth level spell slot very exciting.

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That's going to be a real powerful one that's going to be incredible.

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Yeah sometimes though the really powerful ones I look at it and I'm like I'm never

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going to use that though there is one where I can literally reanimate or recreate a body

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for a dead thing and it will live inside this body and inhabit it as a new it still

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has all of its old memories but it is now like if Flint died and there was a dead

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elf that was dead for less than 10 days I could put Flint's essence into this

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elf and he would now live as an elf.

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But I'm not going to pick that one.

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That's creepy.

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Because I'm the one who dies and so you know it's like when it's like when Joey's

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character on days of our life ends up falling down the elevator shaft and going into a

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coma and the only one who can save him was himself it'd be like that.

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Some good writing.

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Yeah so I'm going to choose I don't know how to say this Gaius?

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Okay so I can place a magical command on a creature that I can see within range

257
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and I can force it to carry out some service or refrain from some action or course of

258
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activity as I decide.

259
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Fun.

260
00:12:40,879 --> 00:12:44,399
Yeah if the creature can understand me it must succeed on a wisdom saving throw or

261
00:12:44,399 --> 00:12:49,840
become charmed by me for the duration and the duration is like 30 days he dies.

262
00:12:49,840 --> 00:12:50,879
Whoa.

263
00:12:50,879 --> 00:12:57,120
Yeah it must succeed on a wisdom saving throw and if it doesn't it takes 5d10

264
00:12:57,120 --> 00:13:02,480
psychic damage each time it acts in a manner directly countering to my instructions.

265
00:13:03,279 --> 00:13:04,960
But no more than once each day.

266
00:13:05,600 --> 00:13:08,240
Elves get kind of creepy as they get more powerful.

267
00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,600
I'm glad you're on my team.

268
00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:18,000
Yeah I can't force it to kill itself though because that's the spell will end.

269
00:13:18,960 --> 00:13:25,039
Yeah as soon as anything puts itself in danger it stops.

270
00:13:25,039 --> 00:13:26,720
So you can't force it to kill itself.

271
00:13:26,720 --> 00:13:31,120
No not in danger just if it is a suicidal action it says.

272
00:13:31,120 --> 00:13:32,960
Yeah so you can't say go jump off that cliff.

273
00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,200
Exactly or stab yourself through the heart.

274
00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:38,160
But I can say stop fighting us so we can kill you.

275
00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:39,680
Or you could have a buddy for 30 days.

276
00:13:40,399 --> 00:13:41,920
You can't just have a new friend.

277
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:42,720
Just have a buddy.

278
00:13:43,759 --> 00:13:46,240
So yeah that's um that's what I got.

279
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:47,200
I also got.

280
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,160
The internet tells me it's pronounced Gesh.

281
00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:50,720
Gesh.

282
00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:52,480
But you can pronounce it however you want.

283
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:56,160
Okay I'm immune to poison and disease.

284
00:13:56,159 --> 00:13:59,439
I cannot be charmed or frightened by elementals or fays.

285
00:14:00,079 --> 00:14:02,159
I got some extra hit points.

286
00:14:02,159 --> 00:14:04,639
And that's that's pretty much it.

287
00:14:04,639 --> 00:14:07,839
So that's your new character thingamadoodles.

288
00:14:07,839 --> 00:14:12,799
You guys emerge from the tomb of Diderius.

289
00:14:12,799 --> 00:14:18,799
And Grancis is overhead and he says uh hey hey guys it's I've been looking for you.

290
00:14:18,799 --> 00:14:22,319
And uh maybe maybe we should probably get out of here because

291
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,240
that's probably a good idea.

292
00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:30,480
So you guys uh he lands in an open area and your horses which are which are still there

293
00:14:32,240 --> 00:14:33,519
all get on board.

294
00:14:33,519 --> 00:14:40,399
And there is a holding cell for Vram down beneath beneath the surface of the of the airship

295
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,440
in the in the hold I think is what it's called.

296
00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:44,320
I'm trying to remember.

297
00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:46,639
Yeah sure we'll call it the brig.

298
00:14:46,639 --> 00:14:48,480
That seems like a good term.

299
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:49,039
It's a ship.

300
00:14:49,039 --> 00:14:50,159
It's like airship.

301
00:14:50,159 --> 00:14:51,600
That makes sense.

302
00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:54,000
Next time I'm going to look up ship terms.

303
00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,039
And have those ready.

304
00:14:56,080 --> 00:15:01,039
So he is there it's about sorry please go ahead.

305
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:06,320
Yeah so you guys lock him up down there.

306
00:15:07,519 --> 00:15:09,120
Lock him up down there.

307
00:15:09,120 --> 00:15:15,519
You got about a two-ish two-ish day two and a half day uh flight back to water deep.

308
00:15:15,519 --> 00:15:18,399
Anyone want to play that crazy game with the dice?

309
00:15:18,399 --> 00:15:20,320
We were so good at it.

310
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,120
We probably should.

311
00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:22,559
We were so good at it.

312
00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:27,280
Is Vram he is like pretty unhealthy yes?

313
00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:32,080
Yeah he looks like he's been beaten and tortured quite severely.

314
00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:35,680
So he isn't really at this point offering up much.

315
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:41,600
After kind of about the first day he kind of comes to a little bit more.

316
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:46,640
Well I know that we will probably all need a long rest so as soon as we get on the ship

317
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,960
lots of napping is going to happen.

318
00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:53,200
Thea will meditate in her room for a little bit.

319
00:15:54,240 --> 00:15:55,600
Like 20 minutes and then you're good.

320
00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,720
Yeah that was me smoking weed.

321
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:05,920
Well you got a you got a bag that holds 50 pounds of weed.

322
00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:09,519
So that's all she has in there guys.

323
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:17,440
I think it's funny that in game somehow there has become like well not even become

324
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:23,680
this has been since we originally started playing this game the like weed thing when in real life

325
00:16:25,520 --> 00:16:32,800
this is not like something this is not like a part of our day-to-day at all.

326
00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:34,240
It's really funny to me.

327
00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,560
I don't think I've ever touched a joint.

328
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:41,600
It makes me laugh that it's like I don't know why we decided to put this in game.

329
00:16:41,600 --> 00:16:47,280
I don't know four people less equipped to talk about accurately make jokes about it even.

330
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:50,240
I do feel like an imposter.

331
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,200
How can I accurately talk about this?

332
00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:54,960
It makes me laugh.

333
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,880
You're just playing the character it's fine.

334
00:16:56,880 --> 00:17:01,120
You guys rest up for kind of the first day that you're back on the ship

335
00:17:02,160 --> 00:17:07,600
and then you weirdly or a little bit more rejuvenated now come up to the deck and

336
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:12,559
Grancis is steering the way and he says what uh what went on down there with you guys

337
00:17:12,559 --> 00:17:14,160
looks like you got beat up pretty bad there.

338
00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,600
That's not my voice already already that's my voice.

339
00:17:19,360 --> 00:17:21,279
Yeah that's it 88 miles an hour.

340
00:17:21,279 --> 00:17:23,360
Okay what happened to you guys?

341
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,320
Grancis can you make some pancakes?

342
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:29,600
Oh shit yeah uh okay.

343
00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:37,200
There I got rid of him and he goes he kind of you see him tap the steering wheel

344
00:17:37,920 --> 00:17:42,960
and it straight it holds straight and he runs downstairs and whips up some pancakes.

345
00:17:43,680 --> 00:17:46,960
Fantastic I hate that guy you guys I hate him.

346
00:17:48,799 --> 00:17:51,360
I love his voice though not a name.

347
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:54,799
I will reserve judgment until I taste these pancakes.

348
00:17:54,799 --> 00:18:00,480
Do you hear from down below you guys like you guys like blueberries blueberries in there?

349
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,440
Love them Grancis.

350
00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:03,840
Sweet love them.

351
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:04,640
What are you guys doing?

352
00:18:04,640 --> 00:18:06,559
Well he's whipping you up blueberry pancakes.

353
00:18:07,440 --> 00:18:11,440
I pull out a deck of cards and ask if anyone would like to play a card.

354
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:14,240
Am I making any pancakes for the dwarf in the cell?

355
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:17,519
Yeah yeah right probably.

356
00:18:17,519 --> 00:18:23,920
Okay yeah we should uh should we we should probably like chat with him or at least

357
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,320
try to chat with him a bit.

358
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:27,920
That's probably a good idea.

359
00:18:27,920 --> 00:18:29,840
We could bring him pancakes kind of yeah.

360
00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:35,200
Be like hey we saved you and gave you pancakes tell us what we need to know

361
00:18:35,759 --> 00:18:37,200
and I remember what that is.

362
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:40,960
Which one of us three is he gonna Stockholm Syndrome over?

363
00:18:41,039 --> 00:18:45,759
Oh uh well he's gonna like you the most because you got that belt that makes dwarves love you.

364
00:18:45,759 --> 00:18:48,559
Oh yeah oh yeah all right perfect.

365
00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:52,160
So you uh you guys eat your pancakes first and then go.

366
00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:54,880
And then bring pancakes down for veram I think so.

367
00:18:54,880 --> 00:18:59,279
And then Flint goes in wearing only his belt of dwarven charm.

368
00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:05,039
Yeah BT Dubbs these are the best pancakes you've ever had.

369
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,559
Oh see I'm on board with Grancis now.

370
00:19:08,559 --> 00:19:15,759
I begrudgingly um accept Grancis as one of us and I'm high so it's like.

371
00:19:15,759 --> 00:19:16,960
You guys like the pancakes?

372
00:19:17,919 --> 00:19:19,039
Best pancakes ever.

373
00:19:19,039 --> 00:19:20,159
Oh the great Grancis.

374
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,599
Be a Graps or 12.

375
00:19:21,599 --> 00:19:22,559
Good good good.

376
00:19:22,559 --> 00:19:26,960
Okay well I'm gonna go uh take a take a pancake to go and go uh steer the ship.

377
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:30,079
You guys just hang out you know Mikasa is Sukasa.

378
00:19:31,359 --> 00:19:32,319
What place is this?

379
00:19:32,319 --> 00:19:33,039
I don't know.

380
00:19:33,039 --> 00:19:33,539
Fuck.

381
00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:35,779
Lordy.

382
00:19:36,879 --> 00:19:38,319
Mikasa is Sukasa.

383
00:19:39,759 --> 00:19:42,079
Gotta make sure we're hitting the 88 miles per hour.

384
00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,559
Uh so uh Flint goes in.

385
00:19:44,559 --> 00:19:46,319
Let's just hope the Libyans don't show up.

386
00:19:48,639 --> 00:19:53,519
So Flint goes in uh only in this belt of dwarven kind with pancakes.

387
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:57,519
I can't wear all my other clothes and the belt guys.

388
00:19:57,519 --> 00:19:58,720
I don't know if you can.

389
00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:00,159
I mean it was the last thing said.

390
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:06,000
I would suggest that maybe uh Thea and I go in first.

391
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:12,400
He'll probably hate us because we're two of the least charming people that exist.

392
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:15,600
We saved him but we saved him.

393
00:20:15,600 --> 00:20:17,040
I don't know I'm kind of charming.

394
00:20:17,040 --> 00:20:18,320
Thea is very charming.

395
00:20:18,320 --> 00:20:24,000
I am not but then certainly you know like good cop bad cop bad cop bad cop good cop.

396
00:20:25,120 --> 00:20:28,320
It's right he'll be like oh god I have to deal with you and then

397
00:20:29,119 --> 00:20:35,519
and then Flint will come in with this you know his dwarfness and his bitchy belt.

398
00:20:35,519 --> 00:20:40,240
His dick hanging out and he'll be like finally someone I can trust.

399
00:20:44,399 --> 00:20:47,279
Nothing dreams trust like a naked dwarf.

400
00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:47,779
Right?

401
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,279
Okay so who's going in first?

402
00:20:52,240 --> 00:20:54,559
We can go in together with pancakes kind of like uh.

403
00:20:55,359 --> 00:21:02,319
Okay so you you open the door to the brig and you walk in with pancakes and he's uh he looks like he's sleeping.

404
00:21:07,039 --> 00:21:16,799
Wakes up and he's oh who who are you are are you the three that keep fucking up plans for everybody?

405
00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,119
You've heard of us.

406
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:28,320
You got that kind of familiar look about you like I seen a picture but the nose is a little bit off in the picture.

407
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,800
Well we did just save you is that are those the plans that we're fucking up?

408
00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:39,200
Yeah with death your plan because we totally was your plan torture and then death because

409
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:41,840
we definitely messed that up by rescuing your ass.

410
00:21:42,640 --> 00:21:45,840
Yeah no that was not part of the plan.

411
00:21:46,559 --> 00:21:51,359
Uh no the plans I was talking about are like the dragon cults plans and you know.

412
00:21:51,359 --> 00:21:51,859
Go on.

413
00:21:52,799 --> 00:21:54,159
Well you know I don't want it.

414
00:21:54,159 --> 00:21:54,959
What do you got there?

415
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,279
Pancakes.

416
00:21:57,279 --> 00:21:58,240
We brought you some food.

417
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:04,399
Oh that would be great I mean I'm feeling a lot better after being out of them serpenty areas.

418
00:22:06,399 --> 00:22:10,799
Speaking of serpenty areas this is when Flint walks in.

419
00:22:10,799 --> 00:22:11,439
Oh god.

420
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:14,240
Who's the naked dwarf?

421
00:22:16,799 --> 00:22:19,199
I feel so bad for Flint this is just happening.

422
00:22:21,039 --> 00:22:24,000
This doesn't have to happen you don't have to be naked.

423
00:22:24,559 --> 00:22:27,199
Okay sorry I had just had to make a serpenty joke.

424
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:29,599
I have to get the first.

425
00:22:29,599 --> 00:22:31,759
No I'm on board it's happening it's canon.

426
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:37,759
Flint is also just a serial nudist I mean we've had talks with him about it before

427
00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:39,359
but you know.

428
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:42,240
Well at one point I was a never nude but now I've shed that

429
00:22:42,959 --> 00:22:45,119
now I'm full blown in the other direction.

430
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:45,920
How does that happen?

431
00:22:46,640 --> 00:22:50,080
It's kind of believable it's like when someone quits smoking and then they're like

432
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:53,280
the most anti-smoking person that exists so.

433
00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:53,760
That's true.

434
00:22:53,760 --> 00:22:55,360
You've like really over corrected.

435
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,560
Yeah he's ripped off those jean shorts.

436
00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,920
I steered into the skin.

437
00:23:02,480 --> 00:23:02,980
What?

438
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,000
Veram reaches for the pancakes.

439
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:08,960
Who's holding the pancakes?

440
00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:10,480
One of us.

441
00:23:10,480 --> 00:23:14,640
Carla you're the least likable so you should probably be giving him the pancakes.

442
00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:24,240
Okay okay so I give him the pancakes.

443
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:30,880
And he takes them and is voraciously eating them like he hasn't eaten in many many days.

444
00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:34,560
So Veram what happened with the auntie what were they trying to get out of you?

445
00:23:35,440 --> 00:23:44,240
Uh do you know I I don't uh nothing really I mean they tried to hold me hostage and

446
00:23:44,240 --> 00:23:50,319
I fed them some line like oh I'll give you all the money in the world and it didn't really work.

447
00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:55,359
Were they asking you about anything specific?

448
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,920
No no they didn't seem to know who I was or why I was there so

449
00:23:59,920 --> 00:24:04,079
I mean it's fortuitous that you guys showed up because I said my people would come for me

450
00:24:04,079 --> 00:24:08,720
and then you guys you guys came in and I guess they just kind of rolled with it.

451
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:10,960
Why were you there?

452
00:24:11,759 --> 00:24:16,160
Uh well I mean where are you guys taking me?

453
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:17,920
Why were you there?

454
00:24:18,720 --> 00:24:24,319
I was uh well okay how much do you know?

455
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,480
How much do you know?

456
00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,360
I know it all.

457
00:24:27,360 --> 00:24:28,480
Oh we know stuff.

458
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:32,799
We definitely know some things.

459
00:24:35,039 --> 00:24:36,640
We are not without information.

460
00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:40,480
You guys tell me where you're taking me and I will tell you what I know.

461
00:24:41,360 --> 00:24:46,240
You know it's weird that you think you can negotiate with us because you're in a cell

462
00:24:46,240 --> 00:24:47,759
and we just saved your life.

463
00:24:47,759 --> 00:24:48,799
In the air.

464
00:24:48,799 --> 00:24:54,319
So maybe you should just give us some information about what your plans are.

465
00:24:54,319 --> 00:24:56,160
I snatched the plate of pancakes back.

466
00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,440
What the cult's plans are.

467
00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:02,160
Why you were trying to maybe screw over the cult?

468
00:25:02,160 --> 00:25:04,720
Uh make an intimidation check there Karla.

469
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:06,720
Oh intimidate the fuck out of him Karla.

470
00:25:06,720 --> 00:25:10,160
Oh I'm going to maybe.

471
00:25:10,160 --> 00:25:13,200
No I won't I don't have very good bonus for intimidation.

472
00:25:13,840 --> 00:25:15,840
Oh my god but I rolled a nat 20.

473
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,360
He peed his pants.

474
00:25:18,240 --> 00:25:19,840
He's so scared.

475
00:25:19,840 --> 00:25:25,360
He he looks kind of startled and taken aback by your abruptness and he says look okay I

476
00:25:25,360 --> 00:25:29,920
wasn't I wasn't trying to do anything against the cult okay.

477
00:25:29,920 --> 00:25:39,040
I was look I just I lost my mask and I was trying to find it with the divination pool.

478
00:25:39,040 --> 00:25:39,519
That's all.

479
00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:41,600
How'd you lose your mask?

480
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:45,040
Then those serpents up well I mean you put it down one day.

481
00:25:45,680 --> 00:25:48,720
No seems like a pretty powerful thing to just lose.

482
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,279
You would think it was stolen.

483
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:52,800
There we go.

484
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:59,920
By someone and I lost it and I couldn't find it and I went to the divination pool

485
00:25:59,920 --> 00:26:05,440
to try to find it and then the then the auntie showed up and they took me prisoner.

486
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,600
Did you get to ask the divination pool?

487
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:09,600
Uh yeah yeah I did.

488
00:26:09,600 --> 00:26:10,160
And?

489
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,480
Uh well um.

490
00:26:13,520 --> 00:26:14,000
And?

491
00:26:14,560 --> 00:26:22,080
I mean it's okay the the cult of the dragon has it and if I go back I'm pretty much dead.

492
00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:30,240
So there's my cards you guys are you guys I will help you wherever I can okay.

493
00:26:31,600 --> 00:26:33,440
I can't go back there they will kill me.

494
00:26:34,400 --> 00:26:37,920
Is flint looking a little sad that he didn't need to use his belt

495
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:42,480
slash naked form to charm the storm?

496
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,640
Now can that man please put some clothes on?

497
00:26:45,840 --> 00:26:48,559
It's the reason why he gave all the information to begin with.

498
00:26:48,559 --> 00:26:50,320
What's gonna happen with the naked dwarf?

499
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,960
Why is he here?

500
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:55,279
Just I'll tell you anything you want to know just make him get here.

501
00:26:55,279 --> 00:26:56,960
He's the world champion of what?

502
00:26:57,680 --> 00:27:03,519
All right I leave and go get like my actual clothes on.

503
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,160
I like that you don't say anything.

504
00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,279
You said no word.

505
00:27:07,279 --> 00:27:12,880
You stand behind us naked and then once we hear what we want to hear you just turn around and you leave.

506
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:18,559
It's the best like interview like strategy ever.

507
00:27:18,559 --> 00:27:19,039
Yeah it is.

508
00:27:19,039 --> 00:27:22,960
Carla thinks she rolled a really good intimidation check for the whole time.

509
00:27:23,759 --> 00:27:25,120
It's just them toms.

510
00:27:25,120 --> 00:27:28,880
I got Tom to roll a passive intimidation check in the whisper chat.

511
00:27:28,880 --> 00:27:29,680
It's fine it's good.

512
00:27:33,280 --> 00:27:34,240
I can't go back there.

513
00:27:35,360 --> 00:27:38,480
Great why don't you tell us something we might need to know.

514
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:39,840
Tell us everything you know.

515
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,440
Yeah like what do you got?

516
00:27:41,440 --> 00:27:47,600
Well um well what okay you tell me what you know and I'll fill in the blanks.

517
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:50,880
You know nothing.

518
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:57,280
Oh Russ you know we can't remember what happened before the exact interaction that's happening.

519
00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:02,720
How close is the dragon cult to raising Tiamat?

520
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:09,920
Um like if you put it on a scale of like one to ten I mean they've got a lot of the pieces.

521
00:28:11,120 --> 00:28:12,720
Because that's the way you tell time.

522
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,400
You didn't use that scale at all.

523
00:28:15,760 --> 00:28:18,640
What can you tell us about the Drakorn?

524
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,080
Oh you want to know about the horn do you?

525
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:27,040
Yeah they got the Drakorn at the well of the dragons with just about everything else there.

526
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:28,960
And the well of the dragons is?

527
00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:32,000
Oh you guys really don't know what's going on.

528
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,440
Okay good let me just fill in fill you in here okay.

529
00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:41,600
Now hold on I'm gonna fill you in but I need some guarantee that I'm gonna be treated with

530
00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:45,760
an ounce of respect once I land wherever we land that you still haven't told me where we're

531
00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,320
landing.

532
00:28:46,320 --> 00:28:47,680
We will let you wear clothes.

533
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:50,240
I went and put my clothes on didn't I?

534
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:53,759
And we just gave you the world's best blueberry pancakes like.

535
00:28:53,759 --> 00:28:54,319
They were.

536
00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:55,440
God.

537
00:28:55,440 --> 00:28:56,880
They were they were pretty good.

538
00:28:56,880 --> 00:29:01,680
I haven't had blueberry pancakes like that since Mimima made me blueberry pancakes.

539
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:04,000
It was super good super good.

540
00:29:04,799 --> 00:29:12,960
Okay the well of the dragons it's in an extinct volcano in the northern end of the

541
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,079
Sunset Mountains.

542
00:29:14,799 --> 00:29:15,120
Cool.

543
00:29:15,920 --> 00:29:22,960
So they've got the Drakorn there calling dragons from all over the who knows it

544
00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:28,000
and that's where they got the white mask and any of the other

545
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:34,240
masks and all the worm speakers usually hang out there generally speaking.

546
00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:34,960
Pause.

547
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,240
What's a worm speaker?

548
00:29:37,520 --> 00:29:38,640
The guys who wear the masks.

549
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,600
Why are they called worm speakers?

550
00:29:41,600 --> 00:29:43,760
Because worm is a baby dragon.

551
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:47,120
Guys new information for me.

552
00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:48,080
Did you guys know this?

553
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,000
Like worm W-Y-R-M correct?

554
00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:53,440
Yeah.

555
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:56,560
Oh all right unpause.

556
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,720
Yeah that's information that I had previously in my head.

557
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:06,960
Tell me something we don't already know.

558
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:08,640
Roll a persuasion check.

559
00:30:09,280 --> 00:30:10,480
What am I persuading?

560
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:14,400
Uh 17 persuasion 19.

561
00:30:15,120 --> 00:30:17,360
All right so you guys know a little bit that's good.

562
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:20,960
Persuading him not to think we're idiots.

563
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:25,280
Yeah I guess so yeah nailed it.

564
00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:30,000
In your personal opinion having been a part of this uh certain organization

565
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:31,520
what would you?

566
00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:36,320
Would not recommend as a as a as an employer like I would not put them in the top 70.

567
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,840
They kind of uh they're kind of kind of bitches.

568
00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:43,120
Okay what what would like a one star yell.

569
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,120
Yeah that's that's what's a yelp.

570
00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:48,960
What would be the uh the thorn in their craw.

571
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:55,440
What could we do that would really fuck some shit up for them and disrupt their plans.

572
00:30:55,440 --> 00:30:56,960
We do not want TMET to rise.

573
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,800
Let's just leave the card zone on the table here.

574
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:00,480
That's just going to be bad news for everybody.

575
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,520
I don't care who you are.

576
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,640
Yeah no no that's uh now that I'm not in the inner circle

577
00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:10,080
and I probably would be murdered on sight it's uh probably best if that doesn't happen.

578
00:31:11,039 --> 00:31:18,000
Oh well I mean there's there's a couple couple waypoints a couple organizations helping them

579
00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:24,480
out that uh that you might want to like shut down uh like the wizards of the fae.

580
00:31:25,199 --> 00:31:28,960
You probably want to try and disrupt whatever they got going on because the wizards of they

581
00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:35,679
are the actual ones conducting the the will be conducting the spell uh that will be bringing

582
00:31:35,759 --> 00:31:40,240
TMET back and you said there was a couple of groups helping them out.

583
00:31:40,240 --> 00:31:48,400
Oh yeah uh you probably could find uh some folks that are still in the inner circle

584
00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:54,080
who got a little they're a little disgruntled employees yeah they're not so happy with

585
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:58,799
what's going on there like they don't want TMET to rise but they're just kind of

586
00:31:58,799 --> 00:32:05,599
pushing papers as it were uh you could uh yeah you could track there's a couple guys

587
00:32:05,599 --> 00:32:08,480
stationed or they were last stationed at Xanthal's tower.

588
00:32:09,279 --> 00:32:10,159
Any names?

589
00:32:10,159 --> 00:32:17,440
Oh yeah yeah uh the uh the two high ranking cultists that you're going to find there

590
00:32:17,440 --> 00:32:25,119
are in command you're going to find uh Nergoth Bladelord and Jorgen Paul uh and uh

591
00:32:25,760 --> 00:32:29,360
uh Iskender Iskender he's there too.

592
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:34,480
Are these humans or these dwarves? Could you give us just a brief description?

593
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:37,280
You need to know Flint needs to be naked again.

594
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,400
No no you keep your clothes on bud.

595
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:43,200
Ah I mean oh okay.

596
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:48,720
Well Nergoth he runs he kind of runs around he's uh with like the demi-litches uh he's

597
00:32:48,720 --> 00:32:53,440
kind of an un like an undead kind of guy he's pretty easy to point out he's a big big

598
00:32:53,440 --> 00:33:01,840
dude looks like a like his face is falling off all the time it's kind of gross um yeah

599
00:33:01,840 --> 00:33:07,759
but he he's easy to find Iskender he's a he's a human he's kind of a wizardy guy

600
00:33:08,799 --> 00:33:14,160
and uh he's an older fellow long black hair once you get in there I mean they

601
00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:19,279
have their tower their quarters and stuff name plates on the door yeah I mean it's

602
00:33:19,279 --> 00:33:24,319
pretty easy to fight we're very organized in terms of in terms of that sort of thing.

603
00:33:24,960 --> 00:33:26,480
And what about old Jorgen?

604
00:33:27,279 --> 00:33:32,000
Jorgen yeah he's he's a human as well but yeah they're I mean Nergoth especially he's kind

605
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:37,519
of part of the old guard the uh the demi-litch is there and he's unhappy with the way things

606
00:33:37,519 --> 00:33:41,680
are going well yeah he doesn't want Tiamat to come back because Tiamat's one bad bad

607
00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:50,400
and uh and he's the bad and he wants to bring the Dracoliches back yeah what's the deal with

608
00:33:50,400 --> 00:33:57,519
the Dracoliches uh yeah well the Dracoliches they they they're like they're undead dragons

609
00:33:58,400 --> 00:34:05,279
and they just kind of go around bringing back dead dragons as as Dracoliches

610
00:34:06,480 --> 00:34:11,039
ah so creating an army of undead dragons yeah I mean he's the kind of guy you want

611
00:34:11,039 --> 00:34:16,320
to have on your side and why are these other guys unhappy they're in the same boat

612
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:20,480
you know they uh they don't want Tiamat to come back they want power for themselves

613
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:26,960
they've kind of feel that Tiamat's playing Severin and when she comes back she's just

614
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:33,599
gonna wreck all the shit and no matter where you are in the ranks clear in the house

615
00:34:33,839 --> 00:34:37,920
well if I was Tiamat that's what I'd do it's dicks

616
00:34:39,279 --> 00:34:44,559
yep yep that's fair that's fair wouldn't have offered you pancakes if we were in the flip

617
00:34:44,559 --> 00:34:49,119
situation just putting that out there uh but you're not wrong there what else you got

618
00:34:52,239 --> 00:34:58,400
oh man it's good for now go have a nap yeah we're we're gonna be bringing you to

619
00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:05,280
our peeps in water deep so if you can you know mull over what you've told us today

620
00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:10,480
refine it a little bit get a little more detail I bet you're gonna be saying it again soon

621
00:35:10,480 --> 00:35:13,519
yeah that's cool it'll probably happen off camera so that's good it's good

622
00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:23,920
run what's a camera what she's just kind of awkwardly back out of the room there what do

623
00:35:23,920 --> 00:35:32,960
you do thoughts are yeah probably abruptly turn and leave uh we'll be back because we

624
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:38,400
probably will realistically yes it's a great way to act all right if you could whip me up some

625
00:35:38,400 --> 00:35:44,639
more of those pancakes that'd be super nice too no talk to grants us about it all right just

626
00:35:44,639 --> 00:35:50,800
don't let the naked guy bring him back okay oh he'll bring them oh shit and he won't be

627
00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:57,519
using his hands to hold the plate oh my god I don't understand what that means but

628
00:35:58,720 --> 00:36:05,200
I don't understand what kind of bAlydince we think I don't know it just it just nobody knows

629
00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:09,920
just came out nobody knows but everyone's getting a real weird visual flint got an attribute

630
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:18,880
bonus oh god so we leave yeah yes god we leave

631
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:25,599
awkward interaction that's our most of them I know you already said this for us but I guess

632
00:36:25,599 --> 00:36:30,720
I want to ask grants is how long until we get where we're going it's still a couple days

633
00:36:31,519 --> 00:36:36,800
yeah yeah uh yeah you go back up and you ask him that and he said well you know we're uh

634
00:36:37,600 --> 00:36:42,720
uh we've been going for about a day we got about a day left so you can just kind of hang out

635
00:36:43,519 --> 00:36:51,200
uh I'm never gonna get this voice on the first fucking try uh yeah yeah and just kind of kind

636
00:36:51,200 --> 00:36:57,920
of chill for a day it'll be fine I go down to where the horses are and I I spend some time

637
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:04,560
with tiny you go down but they're on the deck I go up to where the horses are and I spend

638
00:37:04,559 --> 00:37:08,960
some time with tiny and I brush him and I tell him how pretty he is

639
00:37:11,360 --> 00:37:18,639
thea was feeling really bad about leaving them and just glad it all worked out kind of play games

640
00:37:18,639 --> 00:37:26,559
and rest and uh find uh ways to kill the time uh grants makes more pancakes for dinner because

641
00:37:26,559 --> 00:37:33,599
he knows you guys love him so much it's a lot of carbs a lot of carbs oh it's easy

642
00:37:33,599 --> 00:37:43,679
to pack flour and blueberries and blueberries fresh fresh blueberries amazing he just had them

643
00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:52,159
uh so you guys uh finish out your journey and you uh see up ahead grazas yells so we're uh

644
00:37:52,159 --> 00:37:59,279
we're just about here oh oh boy it doesn't look like it's very good down there um but you see

645
00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:05,840
the city of Waterdeep itself looks quite it looks fine like it doesn't look like there's any

646
00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:12,080
damage but uh the the walls look like they've taken some damage around the city there's

647
00:38:12,080 --> 00:38:18,880
scorched earth all along the outside uh looks like there has been a recent or many attempts

648
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:23,920
of breaking into Waterdeep right now it looks kind of calm but like much of the other

649
00:38:24,159 --> 00:38:30,720
growth and cities that you've seen traveling through ferun it is quite disturbed at this

650
00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:39,039
point as you get closer to Waterdeep two hippogriffs mounted by guards fly up and

651
00:38:39,039 --> 00:38:44,880
fly beside the ship and they yell to you and say what's your business in water deep

652
00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:49,519
we're bringing a prisoner the guard that was speaking looks to you and says oh

653
00:38:49,840 --> 00:38:56,559
oh i'm sorry Nulara and and flint it's you you're perfectly welcome to go in land and

654
00:38:56,559 --> 00:39:02,960
uh deal with your prisoner as you as you see fit what happened here uh there's been many

655
00:39:02,960 --> 00:39:09,039
attempts to uh to breach breach into water deep uh by cultist members and by other groups

656
00:39:09,599 --> 00:39:16,079
but we've managed to stave them off so far good job thank you thank you and uh they uh

657
00:39:16,079 --> 00:39:23,840
escort you into water deep and Grancis lands the airship down um and you are greeted by two

658
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:30,159
other guards bearing insignias of the harpers and they come up to the ship and say uh Nulara

659
00:39:30,159 --> 00:39:37,599
thea flint it's uh it's we're happy to have you back the council uh has been has been

660
00:39:37,599 --> 00:39:42,880
concerned uh that you might have uh have died in some of the battles that have been going

661
00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:48,000
on across Faerun but it's wonderful to see you back they'll be fan it'll be fantastic news i

662
00:39:48,000 --> 00:39:52,960
will uh take escort you to the osin if there's anything else you need we can sort that out

663
00:39:52,960 --> 00:39:59,519
along the way i grabbed by the shoulders i shake him i say what year is it um well

664
00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:07,840
and then i just laugh and then start to walk away oh okay uh we have a and i lean out the

665
00:40:07,840 --> 00:40:10,960
window and go you there boy what day is it today

666
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:20,320
it's a thursday sir you're supposed to tell me it's christmas day rust get with the program

667
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:25,600
it's not though it's not a christmas day christ doesn't exist in this narrative what

668
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:33,360
just some guy down the street we have a prisoner a high level prisoner that needs to be

669
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:40,800
taken somewhere secure yes yes of course uh uh bring him yeah bring him we will escort you

670
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:46,640
and him down to uh down to the down to the brig and and then take you to the osin and you

671
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:52,240
can you can deal with uh deal with matters at hand great do you want some pancakes

672
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:58,800
oh no i i'm fine i just ate um they're really good Grancis you're the best

673
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:05,920
fucking pancakes you've ever eaten well maybe later maybe later um and you uh you bring veram

674
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:12,560
and the four of you grants his tags along uh take veram take him to the prison and

675
00:41:13,440 --> 00:41:18,000
you sign him in there with the guards and he takes you up to go see leo's

676
00:41:21,360 --> 00:41:26,000
my goodness it's been so long since we've seen you we thought we thought the worst i

677
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:30,159
know it's only been a month and a half but we thought you'd be back quick after we heard you

678
00:41:30,159 --> 00:41:35,679
were back dropped macoth back at the arcane brotherhood nothing's ever simple with us leo's

679
00:41:35,679 --> 00:41:41,440
in we follow our hearts yeah yeah the spirit of the adventure uh i you know i've gathered

680
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:46,880
that from dealing from from us dealing together uh that's great we brought veram the white he's

681
00:41:46,880 --> 00:41:54,320
no longer uh let's say affiliated with the cult of the dragon he has a lot of interesting

682
00:41:54,320 --> 00:41:59,360
information oh you went right to get veram well that's wonderful news um and you said you brought

683
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:06,640
him he's alive he's alive and disgruntled with his former employer wonderful that is great news

684
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:12,720
um we shall have him interrogated and find out what we can get from him the council meets in a

685
00:42:12,720 --> 00:42:17,519
few days and they would bid you to join them we can't get them together any quicker than

686
00:42:17,519 --> 00:42:22,320
that so if you need places to stay we will put you up but if there's anything anything

687
00:42:22,320 --> 00:42:26,720
else you've found out please please try and make note for the council meeting and i will

688
00:42:26,720 --> 00:42:31,760
make sure that they know that you will attend uh yeah i think we could use a little a little

689
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:39,360
bit of a break until then right guys of course yes accommodations would be nice yes yes we'll

690
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:44,080
get you the finest accommodations where you can rest and and relax and uh and then we will

691
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:47,519
see you again in a few days if we need anything from you before then we will be

692
00:42:47,519 --> 00:42:53,920
sure to send someone to call for you and he uh he asked the guards to take you to the tower

693
00:42:53,920 --> 00:43:00,880
where there are some some sweets that you each have um and as you guys lollipops

694
00:43:02,159 --> 00:43:09,440
no rooms uh is there sweets in the sweets though there is a there is a spread of sweets

695
00:43:10,159 --> 00:43:17,440
and yeah and other baked goods uh in each of your rooms so you can you can gorge yourself

696
00:43:17,440 --> 00:43:23,119
as you see fit um as you are all going into your rooms you see grants this also is is going

697
00:43:23,119 --> 00:43:28,079
into a room but he already has a key um and he yells down as you guys enter your rooms and

698
00:43:28,079 --> 00:43:35,200
he says hey uh hey uh maybe you know in a few days uh i was just looking at the calendar

699
00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:41,200
there down in Leosin's office it's uh it's the winter solstice celebration maybe we could uh

700
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:46,240
you know if you guys weren't doing anything got plants sorry they slammed my door have a

701
00:43:46,240 --> 00:43:54,560
dinner at my place i shoot him a thumbs up why have you become the fonds

702
00:43:57,120 --> 00:44:03,520
i'm not giving him two thumbs up okay hey i'm gonna take that as a solid solid yes

703
00:44:03,519 --> 00:44:08,079
okay i'll see you guys i'll be there great i'm looking forward to it i'm gonna whole

704
00:44:08,079 --> 00:44:15,199
i'm gonna do some cooking it's gonna be great and he skips into his room he's quite happy but

705
00:44:15,199 --> 00:44:20,079
uh unless you guys say anything else to each other and you just ghost into your rooms and

706
00:44:20,079 --> 00:44:25,759
i've already left i'm already in my room i'm eating sweets i'm four cupcakes and like marzipan

707
00:44:25,759 --> 00:44:31,679
in flint and Nulara you you as well are marzipanning i am going to like i'll go into

708
00:44:31,679 --> 00:44:38,799
the room but i don't need or want this room i'm gonna you know maybe like get some sweets

709
00:44:40,000 --> 00:44:47,039
of course i'm not an animal yeah i'm not a monster clearly i'm only human i need all the

710
00:44:47,039 --> 00:44:54,960
all the good stuff um but i'm gonna like piece out of town as much as i can um i don't know

711
00:44:54,960 --> 00:45:01,519
how secure it is like outside the city walls and honestly i probably don't really care like i

712
00:45:01,519 --> 00:45:10,400
want to get to the woods i want quiet and i want to sure just like have some time to commune with

713
00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:18,559
nature a little bit away from everything you uh you try to get out of the city um they have

714
00:45:18,559 --> 00:45:23,440
all the gates pretty heavily locked down and even though you are Nulara they don't allow

715
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:30,480
you pass but there is within the city mount water deep which is an entire forested area

716
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:37,840
which you find yourself drawn to and it's away from the city and there's an entire cliff face

717
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:41,440
that overlooks the ocean and you make your way up there

718
00:45:46,000 --> 00:45:52,639
flint what are you doing right away uh probably grabbing some sweets and then meandering down

719
00:45:52,639 --> 00:45:57,840
to the old smith and shop sure see if there's anything i can uh take a gander at sure yeah

720
00:45:57,840 --> 00:46:04,240
you there are uh within immediate walking distance there are a couple smitherees

721
00:46:05,039 --> 00:46:13,519
smith shops uh one called sarin's fine swords and one called brian the swords masters uh let's

722
00:46:13,519 --> 00:46:20,320
go check out sarin's shop you walk into sarin's and it is your is your standard

723
00:46:20,320 --> 00:46:28,480
run-of-the-mill blacksmith um and in there you uh immediately see a younger female dwarf

724
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:34,559
who's working on looks like a piece of plate armor um and she looks up at you and says what

725
00:46:34,559 --> 00:46:47,120
can i do you for thea what are you doing uh thea smokes a big bowl of weed in the middle

726
00:46:47,119 --> 00:46:54,639
of her bed just in quiet she's meditating at the same time enjoying herself um she's also

727
00:46:54,639 --> 00:46:59,199
brought over several plates of the sweets and is stuffing her face that's just what she's

728
00:46:59,199 --> 00:47:06,480
doing right now yeah so thea spends a better part of the afternoon partaking in her own

729
00:47:06,480 --> 00:47:13,519
supply and uh and gorging herself on fine sweets and then what does she do for the

730
00:47:13,519 --> 00:47:20,400
rest of the couple days oh for the rest of the couple days nice and relaxed uh thea heads down

731
00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:27,519
to peruse through the different shops is there a feather shop by any chance uh yeah madame

732
00:47:27,519 --> 00:47:33,360
mistress's feathers wonderful thea would like to go in there and browse around of course you

733
00:47:33,360 --> 00:47:39,440
open the the door to the feather shop you immediately are struck in the face by feathers

734
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:44,800
oh thea's happy and they just brush past you and you walk in and you hear a voice from the back

735
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:50,559
say oh yes come on in it's welcome to madame mistress's feather shop what can i do for you

736
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:57,360
i need your biggest fluffiest most colorful feathers oh my golly we just got a fresh batch

737
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:02,960
of hippogriff feathers in let me go get them from the box here and she runs back and brings

738
00:48:02,960 --> 00:48:11,679
out a box of enormous silky hippogriff feathers these will do well how many do you need all of

739
00:48:11,679 --> 00:48:20,720
them well all okay do you you got some okay that's that will be uh 50 50 gold and i give

740
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:25,039
her the money wonderful wonderful what are you making with these these fine feathers

741
00:48:25,039 --> 00:48:30,880
i just smile at her take my feathers and walk out okay well pleasure doing business

742
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:38,960
come back and tell your friends about us Nulara you've made camp up on mount water deep

743
00:48:39,519 --> 00:48:45,599
and you're overlooking the ocean and you see uh there are plenty of ships coming and going

744
00:48:45,599 --> 00:48:54,079
and what is Nulara doing honestly like uh i have a i have a campfire and like kind of a

745
00:48:54,079 --> 00:49:04,319
rustic camp and i'm trying to trap you know some some small game to eat like i am used to living

746
00:49:04,319 --> 00:49:13,599
rough and i want to be living rough so i'm whippling and staring at the fire and kind of

747
00:49:13,599 --> 00:49:21,440
just relaxing but in a very rustic way there are some things that i look for in the woods

748
00:49:21,920 --> 00:49:27,039
to get my gifts ready for my friends you spend the bulk of your time out there and on the second

749
00:49:27,039 --> 00:49:33,760
day that you're out there um you you've seen them coming and going but you notice hippogriff

750
00:49:33,760 --> 00:49:40,800
guards kind of converging just a little bit north from where you are and that's kind of

751
00:49:40,800 --> 00:49:46,400
caught your attention how many are there probably lots hey you see them coming and going

752
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:52,160
but you've seen about about seven or eight different hippogriffs throughout different parts

753
00:49:52,160 --> 00:49:58,880
of the day are they behaving suspiciously is that why i know no no no you just noticed

754
00:49:58,880 --> 00:50:04,800
that they're all kind of coming and going to uh the same same same-ish spot from where you've

755
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:10,240
you've plunked yourself down well like i saw go say hi i was thinking you were saying they

756
00:50:10,240 --> 00:50:15,920
were far away no no they're on the mountain there um you uh you work your way through uh

757
00:50:16,000 --> 00:50:21,760
through the forest and you come to about the point where you thought they were they were

758
00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:30,880
headed and you see a large airy um which has brandished the insignia of the city guard of

759
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:39,440
water deep and as you get closer you are greeted a little abruptly by two human guards

760
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:46,320
and they say oh what are you doing here i've been camping on the mountain i saw you coming

761
00:50:46,320 --> 00:50:51,599
and going i guess i just wanted to come take a look at what's going on see these hippogriffs

762
00:50:51,599 --> 00:50:57,920
up a little bit closer the uh there's a male and a female and the male is speaking to you

763
00:50:57,920 --> 00:51:06,720
uh the female kind of kicks him uh and gives a knowing nod towards you and he looks again

764
00:51:06,720 --> 00:51:12,720
and says oh oh i'm sorry new laura uh i didn't didn't notice you i didn't expect uh didn't

765
00:51:12,720 --> 00:51:20,000
expect any any any of the higher-ups to be to be up here um yeah yeah feel free to come look

766
00:51:20,000 --> 00:51:25,760
around this is where we this is where the hippogriffs it's where we we stable them

767
00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:34,720
and they come and go from here and what are your names i'm i'm philip uh and this is uh

768
00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:40,240
eva it's nice to meet you it's a it's a pleasure to pleasure to meet you um are

769
00:51:40,240 --> 00:51:46,160
are are your friends around or is it just you uh just just me just me i like to be

770
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:53,520
outdoors more than i like to be indoors of course of course yeah uh let me uh let me

771
00:51:53,520 --> 00:52:01,040
show you show you around um and she ushers you towards the open barn door of this of

772
00:52:01,039 --> 00:52:08,639
this area okay i want to go see the giant animals you follow uh she ushers you in and she follows

773
00:52:08,639 --> 00:52:17,199
in quickly behind you philip stays back and uh you walk in and the six of the eight stables

774
00:52:17,199 --> 00:52:23,840
have hippogriffs in them and you walk up to these enormous creatures they are slightly

775
00:52:23,840 --> 00:52:32,079
bigger than a horse as you would normally see them even bigger than tiny and they have

776
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:37,120
one of them opens their wings and it is an enormous almost 20 foot span

777
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:47,120
and the they have the fur of a horse up to like the chest and then it's all covered in eagle

778
00:52:47,119 --> 00:52:55,119
feathers up to its face and across its wings and they have giant eagle clawed talons on their

779
00:52:55,119 --> 00:53:03,119
front feet and horse hooves on their back they are all a majestic kind of very bright gray and

780
00:53:03,119 --> 00:53:10,880
white and eva says uh how long how long have you have you been been fighting against the

781
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:17,360
cult of the dragon uh it feels like forever this is the first break we've had in months

782
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:24,559
how about you uh well i've i've recently joined the city guard it's only been

783
00:53:24,559 --> 00:53:31,360
it's only been a couple months um but uh but yeah i mean the the stories that we've we've

784
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:37,280
heard of you uh throughout the guard uh and your friends uh have been been quite quite the

785
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:44,240
tales that you've you've gone through and you know we we would if if you know if we

786
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:51,680
hopefully we make it out on the other side maybe maybe you wouldn't consider training some of us

787
00:53:51,680 --> 00:53:57,280
or working with some of us maybe even joining the guard yourself i might be a little forward

788
00:53:57,280 --> 00:54:04,480
of me uh well maybe like i said i i like to be outdoors more but it seems like you're

789
00:54:04,480 --> 00:54:11,519
working with animals and i i definitely love that let's try and get through stopping the cult

790
00:54:11,519 --> 00:54:18,000
before we make any plans beyond that we're still a few a few steps away i think from

791
00:54:18,559 --> 00:54:23,760
being anywhere close to reaching our goal with that she uh her face kind of flushes a little

792
00:54:23,760 --> 00:54:28,000
red and she kind of looks to the grouches yes yes of course of course uh priorities first

793
00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:33,840
eva how close can i get to one of these they're incredible and i'd love to i don't know

794
00:54:33,840 --> 00:54:43,600
would you like to ride one oh uh oh uh is that possible of course of course it's possible i mean

795
00:54:43,600 --> 00:54:50,559
it's your Nulara thea and flint who would stop you and she goes to uh saddle up a couple of

796
00:54:50,559 --> 00:54:55,360
the of the hippogriffs before you say anything else this is amazing have you ever ridden one

797
00:54:55,360 --> 00:55:02,400
before no you're in you're in for a treat she finishes saddling up the hippogriffs and you

798
00:55:03,200 --> 00:55:12,079
mount on top of one uh maybe make an animal handling check i'm good at that as you kind of

799
00:55:12,960 --> 00:55:20,240
step out as an 18 ava looks to you and says you just have to be confident oh it seems you know

800
00:55:20,240 --> 00:55:26,720
what you're doing okay um well let's uh let's take a spin around the bay and and then uh

801
00:55:26,720 --> 00:55:34,960
come on back your hippogriff kind of leads you out and you soared out of the airy and down

802
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:42,480
over the trees and glide right along the the surface of the ocean and you spends

803
00:55:42,480 --> 00:55:47,840
better part of a day out flying around on hippogriffs with ava it's the best day of my

804
00:55:47,840 --> 00:55:52,480
life it's not even my real life it's the best day of carla's life never mind new laura new

805
00:55:52,480 --> 00:55:58,960
laura yeah you're kind of nailing it flint you've just entered seren's fine swords and you've been

806
00:55:58,960 --> 00:56:04,000
greeted by a female younger looking female dwarf and she says what can i uh what can i do

807
00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:11,280
you for i was wondering if i would uh be able to convince you to let me use your shop for

808
00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:17,119
a few things while i was here in town oh i use my shot well it's it's not exactly my

809
00:56:17,199 --> 00:56:24,400
shop let me uh let me go ask my dad and she yells to the back hey dad uh guy here wants to use the

810
00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:30,880
shop and you hear a grumbled yell from the back use the shop who's gonna use the funny storms out

811
00:56:30,880 --> 00:56:36,400
and he looks up at you and he says you think you can use a tool here well i i have my own

812
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:40,719
tools i just don't have a shop so i was wondering if i could uh you know pay a little

813
00:56:40,719 --> 00:56:45,599
little gold and maybe use video supplies and and make a few things for my friends

814
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:50,639
pay me a goal okay you pay me a gold and you show me what you got there city boy let's see

815
00:56:50,639 --> 00:56:58,319
what you got going on all right what what am i showing him russ you know you know you you pull

816
00:56:58,319 --> 00:57:06,319
you a amino uh i you can show them whatever you want but uh whenever you want to make a

817
00:57:06,319 --> 00:57:11,519
kind of a smith's tools check i think you've got a proficiency modifier for that

818
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:22,800
um at least you should oh yes yes i do that is a 24 so you get to work uh on a piece of iron

819
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:29,119
that they've got set there and he's watching you as you're shaping it and forming it uh into

820
00:57:29,119 --> 00:57:34,639
what are you forming it into uh i'll say a a war hammer so probably just the head of the

821
00:57:34,639 --> 00:57:39,440
hammer this so you've got a solid piece of iron that he's got laid out there and you

822
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,760
begin to work on that heating it and hammering it and you kind of catch him out of the corner

823
00:57:43,760 --> 00:57:50,639
your eye you hear him say well oh oh okay well he's got a bit of a smile to him and he says you

824
00:57:50,639 --> 00:57:56,559
know what you're doing okay you pay me you pay me five gold a day for whatever however many

825
00:57:56,559 --> 00:58:01,119
days you need you can use the shop for whatever you want you just gotta stay out of

826
00:58:01,119 --> 00:58:06,720
our way if we got jobs to do okay that sounds great says good good all right says to

827
00:58:06,720 --> 00:58:10,400
his daughter you just keep an eye on and make sure he doesn't walk away with anything okay

828
00:58:10,400 --> 00:58:16,160
and he storms back to the uh to his office in the back there and she begins to work on

829
00:58:16,160 --> 00:58:20,080
just looks like she's working on a sheet of plate armor i think is what i said if it isn't

830
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:27,440
i'll change it it is now he says uh uh you uh you you look familiar do i do i know you

831
00:58:27,440 --> 00:58:33,440
from somewhere uh jeez i don't know i've been here before but not for a while now

832
00:58:33,440 --> 00:58:40,400
name's flint flint flint the the flint i don't know maybe the one who's going around trying

833
00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:46,800
to stop the the cult for the council flint uh yep guilty as charged fire beer oh my goodness

834
00:58:46,800 --> 00:58:52,800
wow we're in the in the face of a famous person here i see well my name's uh desa it's

835
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:56,880
pleasure to meet you and she comes over to shake your hand nice to meet you too desa

836
00:58:57,680 --> 00:59:04,320
um well what uh what you said you're making some things for your friends here yeah yeah i had a

837
00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:09,920
couple uh little gifts in mind so i was gonna gonna see if i could rummage through your

838
00:59:09,920 --> 00:59:14,160
supplies and see if i could uh find some fun things for them of course of course well

839
00:59:15,119 --> 00:59:20,960
anything of ours is yours here so uh as you as my as my dad said he gets a little grumbly

840
00:59:20,960 --> 00:59:27,440
sometimes but yeah five gold a day and you shall play with what you will i'm not very good at

841
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:37,760
rhymes apparently it's kind of endearing isn't it a little bit but you know it's uh something

842
00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:44,000
we can all work on sure sure um and she gets back to work on the uh on the plate armor and

843
00:59:44,480 --> 00:59:53,199
you what do you do i'm gonna go through the um i guess the the supplies see what they got going

844
00:59:53,199 --> 00:59:59,280
on because i have a a few things in mind so i need some green star metal some fire brass

845
01:00:00,159 --> 01:00:06,079
and some salarian true steel he wasn't wasting time while he was standing around and he was

846
01:00:06,079 --> 01:00:12,880
learning all sorts of stuff right uh yeah so you you sort through the the bricks and

847
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:18,640
everything they've got there and you find the the green star metal and the fire brass just fine

848
01:00:18,640 --> 01:00:25,440
but you don't seem to find any of the salarian true steel uh disa quick question for ya do you

849
01:00:25,440 --> 01:00:30,720
guys happen to have any salarian true steel around here salarian true uh let me take a

850
01:00:30,720 --> 01:00:34,320
look in the let me take a look down down in the cellar there let me see what if i can

851
01:00:34,320 --> 01:00:41,599
find for you how big of a piece do you need uh not very big just uh i don't know enough to

852
01:00:41,759 --> 01:00:45,759
to make a small something or other with okay i'll go see what i can find we might have some scraps

853
01:00:45,759 --> 01:00:52,880
down there she goes down uh back through the back office there um and meanwhile somebody walks

854
01:00:52,880 --> 01:01:00,400
into the front and looks at you and says uh hey i uh i got a job for you here oh so uh this

855
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:06,480
isn't my store let me go let me go get the guy in charge isn't yours okay and i uh i go over

856
01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:11,199
to where sarin came from and and yell for him do you yell dad

857
01:01:15,039 --> 01:01:21,039
papa and he he comes grumbling out and says what what we couldn't handle a little job okay

858
01:01:21,039 --> 01:01:26,320
let's see here what could i do you for no this uh yeah yeah that guy needs some help okay

859
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:31,440
okay and he goes over and they're they're talking and uh disa comes back up with a small

860
01:01:31,440 --> 01:01:35,599
piece of salarian true steel and she says uh well this is i think this is the last piece

861
01:01:35,599 --> 01:01:39,119
we have we should have another shipment in soon but hopefully this does it for you and it looks

862
01:01:39,119 --> 01:01:45,679
to be about the size you need for whatever you're doing how convenient it's like it was

863
01:01:45,679 --> 01:01:51,360
meant to be uh thanks disa yeah yeah of course anything else just give me a holler will do

864
01:01:51,360 --> 01:01:57,519
and uh you you spin around and uh the the old man's stand in front of you and says uh

865
01:01:58,480 --> 01:02:02,400
you want to you want to earn a you want to earn a couple bucks sure what do you need

866
01:02:02,960 --> 01:02:08,800
this guy needs uh he needs a sword whipped up i don't really want to do it uh maybe

867
01:02:09,760 --> 01:02:12,480
maybe i'll pay you to do it you seem to know what you're doing with a hammer

868
01:02:13,760 --> 01:02:18,000
uh tell you what i can use the practice i'll just do it for you pro bono he gives you the

869
01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:24,000
specs on uh on the type of sword and uh and type of steel that this guy wants this

870
01:02:24,000 --> 01:02:28,160
sword made out of and says all right well uh if it's messed up at least i didn't pay you

871
01:02:28,159 --> 01:02:32,960
for it so yeah you do what you will and he walks back into his office confidence in me is

872
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:39,679
overwhelming his business sense is interesting i know he's like i don't want to do this job

873
01:02:39,679 --> 01:02:45,119
why the fuck do you have this this uh smith's shop then mister you don't want to build stuff

874
01:02:45,119 --> 01:02:50,079
what are you doing uh so what do you uh do you set to work on the sword first or do you

875
01:02:50,079 --> 01:02:55,119
set to work on one of your trinkets first oh i'll get this sword done first i think

876
01:02:55,599 --> 01:03:01,679
you grab the steel that he's looking for and you set to work and disa says uh well he usually

877
01:03:03,039 --> 01:03:09,199
he's getting older uh he doesn't really want to do a lot of work very often anymore it's

878
01:03:09,199 --> 01:03:14,880
interesting that he trusted you he must have really impressed him but uh yeah well all

879
01:03:14,880 --> 01:03:21,119
right you you do a good job there you should probably uh take over the store then at some

880
01:03:21,119 --> 01:03:27,279
point there disa yeah well that's that's the plan hey he's been he's been kind of

881
01:03:28,239 --> 01:03:34,000
kind of we've been having a less and less business through since uh guy down the guy

882
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:39,279
down the street opened up brian the the sword master yeah i saw that uh it sounded pretty

883
01:03:39,279 --> 01:03:43,119
flashy yeah he's got uh he's got a bigger shop than what we've got here so he churns

884
01:03:43,119 --> 01:03:46,319
things out a little quicker he's got more people working for him so they tend to go to

885
01:03:46,320 --> 01:03:53,039
him but uh yeah i mean there's a few a few diehards who know that uh you know that my

886
01:03:53,039 --> 01:04:01,280
dad sarin he uh he puts in he puts in a good day's work usually apparently not today um

887
01:04:01,920 --> 01:04:07,039
and uh and churns out much better product than what uh than what brian has but uh he's got

888
01:04:07,039 --> 01:04:12,480
bigger he spends money i think he i think he's got a deal with some of the some of the

889
01:04:12,480 --> 01:04:17,920
military and try and i don't know shut out smaller business who knows picked up a little

890
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:22,159
bit since this whole dragon cult thing though so yeah we'll see we'll see if the business lasts

891
01:04:22,159 --> 01:04:28,719
to the end of the year and i mean i am i am next in line for it so just a stirring indictment

892
01:04:28,719 --> 01:04:33,920
well i hope i hope it lasts for you then yeah yeah me too all right well sorry i will i'll

893
01:04:33,920 --> 01:04:39,039
let you get back to get back to your work there and she she turns and gets back to

894
01:04:39,039 --> 01:04:43,759
working on the piece of armor there plot twist flint never comes back to the three of us

895
01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:49,519
every time we check in with him he is just working at the smith shop totally i'm just

896
01:04:49,519 --> 01:04:55,440
working for free at the smith shop trying to turn it around um remember that time that

897
01:04:55,440 --> 01:05:00,000
that flint used to be with us that was great didn't he have like a million hit points

898
01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:05,279
he was he was by far the strongest so it's it's too bad he's there his muscles are

899
01:05:05,280 --> 01:05:10,560
getting bigger all that smithing work but he's just not here to work with us anymore unfortunately

900
01:05:11,600 --> 01:05:17,840
uh so uh sad so flint you continue working on uh the sword and uh following your trinkets and

901
01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:23,120
carrying on conversation uh with disa for for the rest of the day

902
01:05:25,519 --> 01:05:31,680
thea what are you up to stoned and got your feathers they're like a bead and bobble store

903
01:05:31,680 --> 01:05:36,240
by any chance right next door you didn't have to walk far in fact you walked all the way around

904
01:05:36,240 --> 01:05:43,200
the city looking for the beads and bobble store and it was right next door uh so you're walking

905
01:05:43,200 --> 01:05:48,640
to the beads and bobble store betty's beads and bobbles betty i'm looking for the beads

906
01:05:48,640 --> 01:05:56,400
and bobbles oh betty's not here dear it's me enid enid i need some beads and bobbles

907
01:05:56,400 --> 01:06:00,480
oh okay yeah just help yourself there are you looking for a specific kinder color

908
01:06:00,480 --> 01:06:06,719
uh i need some glass beads and bobbles oh aren't we a little hoity-toity fancy pants pants okay

909
01:06:07,280 --> 01:06:14,960
and she leads you towards the glass and beads and bobbles i choose some some choice beads

910
01:06:14,960 --> 01:06:19,840
and bobbles what you got there you got some hippogriff feathers and glass beads and bobbles

911
01:06:19,840 --> 01:06:24,159
looks like you're making something real fancy there doesn't it might be

912
01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:34,080
uh i choose i don't know like 12 beads and or bobbles um well that'd be uh that's all you need

913
01:06:34,080 --> 01:06:40,000
there okay well that'd just be 12 beads and bobble that's you know that'll be 10 silvers

914
01:06:40,960 --> 01:06:49,120
i hand her the 10 silvers and i ask her if there is a fur shop anywhere close

915
01:06:49,440 --> 01:06:58,639
if there is a fur shop anywhere close a pelt shop yeah yeah you can go down to the uh to the first

916
01:06:58,639 --> 01:07:03,679
first no i'm sorry leather leather well what do you need you need leather or further i need

917
01:07:03,679 --> 01:07:08,719
leather she looks close into your eyes and she says oh you okay you sure you need the leather

918
01:07:08,719 --> 01:07:14,400
okay oh i need leather you look like the type who needs the leather dear she says just a

919
01:07:14,400 --> 01:07:20,639
couple blocks down you'll find uh oh henry's leathers oh henry leathers oh henry leathers

920
01:07:20,639 --> 01:07:26,720
well i also find a delicious peanutty chocolate bar i mean one can i know right

921
01:07:27,519 --> 01:07:33,599
you could go for an oh henry right about now oh henry's leathers it's right down

922
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:40,400
i'm giving landmarks now i better keep these in in check yeah oh henry's leathers he's got

923
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:46,160
the finest leathers in town i tip my invisible hat to her and i leave the store and i walk over

924
01:07:46,160 --> 01:07:52,000
to oh henry's uh leathers little cut scene enid says oh she's stoned off her rocker

925
01:07:53,920 --> 01:07:59,840
as the door closes and you walk into oh henry's leathers usually i'm like a really

926
01:08:01,119 --> 01:08:08,320
like fia is a functional high like this is her general sure kind of uh but not today

927
01:08:08,320 --> 01:08:17,760
today she's celebrating today she's in the winter solstice spirit sure um i i enter with a flourish

928
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:22,800
i've got my feathers i've got my bottles i bust in like and i slide in and there's nobody in

929
01:08:22,800 --> 01:08:30,159
there okay the wind set in my sails a little bit i start to browse around looking for a

930
01:08:30,479 --> 01:08:41,920
um like a deep green um thick leather you begin to look through all the they've like stacks of

931
01:08:42,639 --> 01:08:47,119
different hides and leathers and everything that they've got there and you hear a cane

932
01:08:48,319 --> 01:08:55,680
and kind of an unsteady step come from the back there and he says oh what oh oh a customer

933
01:08:55,680 --> 01:09:02,960
oh uh what what can i do for what can i do for you they're pretty less i understand why they call

934
01:09:02,960 --> 01:09:16,480
you oh henry oh he just said oh four times oh yeah oh yeah i'm looking for some fine leather

935
01:09:16,480 --> 01:09:26,160
to make i would like it to be green to make what oh yeah i made one of those last week

936
01:09:28,560 --> 01:09:35,360
i used red instead of green i need green i needed to be thick and of good quality

937
01:09:37,200 --> 01:09:43,520
he kind of stares blankly off into the distance i said thick and good quality i heard you my

938
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:52,320
dear i was just falling asleep he slowly walks over like patients trying slowly

939
01:09:52,320 --> 01:10:00,480
to one of the larger stacks of of hides and he's i'm gonna i'm gonna you see him trying to

940
01:10:00,480 --> 01:10:06,400
lift and he's like struggling to i'm gonna need your help my dear i think it's in this pile

941
01:10:06,400 --> 01:10:12,080
here it's down below here yeah right right here he points you to where it is and gets you to

942
01:10:12,079 --> 01:10:20,880
i i i rummage and help lift you pull it out and it is the finest greenest

943
01:10:22,800 --> 01:10:29,359
thickest leather you've ever seen is that what you're looking for it is exactly what i'm looking

944
01:10:29,359 --> 01:10:35,600
for do you do any engraving on these engraving yeah bossing i don't know what do you do with

945
01:10:36,160 --> 01:10:43,840
um what yeah i do i do all the leathers and what she what you said professional

946
01:10:44,640 --> 01:10:50,560
yep i've been in this business for 87 80 17 years it's not a number

947
01:10:50,720 --> 01:10:53,760
hmm yeah

948
01:10:56,480 --> 01:11:05,680
uh okay uh i would like um three feet of this leather and i pass him a piece of paper

949
01:11:06,800 --> 01:11:16,240
oh on it is what i would like to have nice fully amazing that's really good really whisked me away

950
01:11:16,880 --> 01:11:25,359
oh i see here on this paper what i would like to have embossed or in great whatever happens

951
01:11:25,359 --> 01:11:29,840
to leather i'm not sure i think embossed is the right word that looks like a dwarf in penis

952
01:11:30,880 --> 01:11:37,279
it's not he flips it over oh yeah no those are doodles this side okay this side

953
01:11:38,079 --> 01:11:48,559
i would like to have this embossed all over the of course right yeah yeah you come back

954
01:11:48,559 --> 01:11:55,759
tomorrow i'll have this all done up for you um i just gotta ask for half now and half when

955
01:11:55,759 --> 01:12:02,880
you pick it up though okay uh so i just need to you know two two gold pieces i hand him two

956
01:12:02,880 --> 01:12:13,039
gold pieces and then i'll catch you on the flip side and he slowly got it oh henry drags

957
01:12:13,039 --> 01:12:21,920
the leather back into his embossing emblazoning and doodling area and uh yeah he is only slightly

958
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:26,239
concerned about what's happening with that piece of leather back there anything else you need or

959
01:12:26,239 --> 01:12:31,199
what's going on with you nope that is that is good for that but i would also i'd like

960
01:12:31,199 --> 01:12:41,039
to go out and find um like where would i find like metal tacks from a metal tack shop i'd like to

961
01:12:41,039 --> 01:12:46,319
go to the metal tack shop yeah you you're wandering around trying to find a tack shop

962
01:12:46,319 --> 01:12:54,079
and you walk into sarin's fine swords was that the bell on the door yeah oh it's fantastic

963
01:12:54,800 --> 01:13:03,519
i walk in and i'm like good sir 24 of your five flint oh hey thea i see him like wielding a hammer

964
01:13:03,519 --> 01:13:11,840
and like he's filthy and sweaty and i'm like what do you work here no i just uh just getting

965
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:15,920
in some practice figured while we were here for a few days i'd get some smithing in

966
01:13:16,319 --> 01:13:25,680
um uh do i do i place my order with you is there disa steps forward she's like no no no

967
01:13:25,680 --> 01:13:30,800
you can you can deal with me dear what what can i do what can i do for you i i just need

968
01:13:30,800 --> 01:13:37,760
some fine brass tacks made for some leather work that i'm doing sure how big do you need

969
01:13:37,760 --> 01:13:44,079
them about half inch okay i hold up a sign behind her that says overcharge her she's a

970
01:13:44,159 --> 01:13:54,880
rube says yeah okay um how many did you need 24 24 all right well that'll be

971
01:13:55,519 --> 01:13:58,479
yeah we can probably have that ready for you tomorrow we got a couple orders ahead of you

972
01:13:58,479 --> 01:14:04,640
but we can have it for you later tomorrow i'm in no rush don't trust this guy he whips it

973
01:14:04,640 --> 01:14:12,239
out all the time oh really and i turn and i leave and then i yell i'm good for it

974
01:14:14,479 --> 01:14:20,079
she didn't pay i yell she says she says to flint does she normally not pay for things

975
01:14:20,960 --> 01:14:27,359
yeah she does that i'll i'll pay for her stuff don't worry about it okay that's fair okay and

976
01:14:27,359 --> 01:14:36,640
she uh she goes back to work go back to new laura landing the hippogriffs into the

977
01:14:36,640 --> 01:14:38,640
hippogriff

978
01:14:41,039 --> 01:14:46,640
i feel like that's not a real word i don't know not only because a hippogriff isn't a real animal

979
01:14:47,280 --> 01:14:52,480
but hippogriff is what i have a problem with like that can't be what it's called it's an

980
01:14:52,480 --> 01:14:59,920
area i liked it although like the owl is and uh ava hops off and leading the hippogriffs

981
01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:04,560
back in and she said that was the most fun i've had and i mean i you know there's been

982
01:15:04,560 --> 01:15:08,560
cult fighting going on but that's been the most fun i've had in such a long time

983
01:15:09,280 --> 01:15:14,640
you know i made friends with a dinosaur a while ago and i thought that would be the

984
01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:20,400
coolest shit i ever did but this is better dinosaur that was amazing holy shit you guys

985
01:15:20,400 --> 01:15:30,400
do crazy things that was incredible thank you so thank you that's all i can say thank you

986
01:15:30,880 --> 01:15:37,200
that was amazing it's my my pleasure my pleasure anytime you need you need a hippogriff or anyone

987
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:47,280
to tag along you just let me let me know uh oh okay uh thanks ava thanks for all your

988
01:15:47,280 --> 01:15:51,600
hard work you're doing too to help fight the help fight the cult i think we're gonna do it

989
01:15:52,240 --> 01:15:58,560
i i i have faith i have faith every every day now i'm gonna just go back to my camp

990
01:15:58,560 --> 01:16:05,200
just just exhilarated sure yeah you uh you bid your farewell to ava and philip who's still just

991
01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:11,840
just guarding the area and uh and you head back to your to your camp anything anything else you

992
01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:20,240
kNulara's doing uh no i i spent some time in the woods i hunt for some small game

993
01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:26,480
i just hang out now that was that was a lot of excitement and probably enough excitement

994
01:16:26,480 --> 01:16:32,880
for me until i have to get back for uh for the meetings i guess before before the meeting i will

995
01:16:32,880 --> 01:16:40,720
go back to that suite eat some more sweets maybe have a bath you know get ready to like

996
01:16:40,720 --> 01:16:47,040
be in company again of course yeah donnie uh donnie is with you he says uh well uh

997
01:16:47,040 --> 01:16:51,200
well that was the best time i think i've had in a long time there it was the best donnie

998
01:16:51,200 --> 01:16:55,680
is the best thing we've ever done so good so good we should we should do that more

999
01:16:55,680 --> 01:17:00,880
often where we just go live in trees and stuff because that was better than fighting biting

1000
01:17:00,880 --> 01:17:09,440
dragons i'm tired of that shit anyways i agree donnie let's let's get this cult thing wrapped

1001
01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:15,840
up and get back to doing what we want to do yeah living in the woods let's do it and uh you

1002
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:21,840
guys spend the rest of the uh reasonable time in the woods and then you head back to the

1003
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:31,680
to the apartment or or place provided uh flint you spent the the kind of the better part of two

1004
01:17:31,680 --> 01:17:37,279
days trying to get your your stuff arranged and the jobs that sarin has thrown your way

1005
01:17:37,279 --> 01:17:43,760
which has been more than one um and you have spent some time talking with disa and uh you

1006
01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:49,360
feel a bit of a connection to her after spending you know spending two days working

1007
01:17:49,359 --> 01:17:54,479
side by side with her putting together all of uh all of these jobs that you've been doing

1008
01:17:54,479 --> 01:18:00,880
and uh on your on your last day there sarin comes out and he says so you know i know uh i

1009
01:18:00,880 --> 01:18:10,239
know you said pro you know pro bono pro bono free which i took is free but you know

1010
01:18:11,359 --> 01:18:16,000
he hands you back the 10 gold that you handed him and hands you another 10 gold he says you've

1011
01:18:16,159 --> 01:18:22,159
done some fine work for me there and uh i gotta i gotta give you a little bit more and says thank

1012
01:18:22,159 --> 01:18:26,399
you uh thank you for your for your work here give me a little bit of a rest i've been trying

1013
01:18:26,399 --> 01:18:32,880
to keep up with that brian guy and he's shady business that guy need me to uh need me to

1014
01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:37,840
go talk to this brian guy you can go talk you can talk to anybody you want in the city

1015
01:18:37,840 --> 01:18:42,159
i don't know what you i don't know what you tell them well you just you seem to think you

1016
01:18:42,239 --> 01:18:49,519
shady so i can go talk to him see what's up well i mean if you got some time no rush because i know

1017
01:18:49,519 --> 01:18:54,479
you've just kind of gathered from what you've you've been talking about with disa and questions

1018
01:18:54,479 --> 01:18:59,039
he's asked that you know what you're what you're doing he says uh you know no no rush maybe

1019
01:18:59,039 --> 01:19:03,760
maybe next time you're passing through town here maybe uh just stop in and uh see what's

1020
01:19:03,760 --> 01:19:09,680
going on in uh in his hut and maybe report back you know see what's going on i could

1021
01:19:09,680 --> 01:19:15,920
do that that'd be great and he goes back into his office uh and you finish up the last project

1022
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:22,320
you're working on um and disa says uh well i uh it sounds like it sounds like you'll be back

1023
01:19:23,680 --> 01:19:32,240
i'll be back and i throw her the 20 gold put that to good use thank you uh well i i hope

1024
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:39,360
i hope i see you again i shoot her a thumbs up of course i cannot get my shit together

1025
01:19:39,359 --> 01:19:43,519
we're here she's looking for a meaningful connection

1026
01:19:54,079 --> 01:20:00,719
more fun when i don't play along with us we we knew but we didn't really know until now that

1027
01:20:00,719 --> 01:20:08,399
flint will die alone like now we know oh my god that's fair that was really special and as

1028
01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:15,600
you uh flip your thumbs up and leave no no come on i give her like an actual goodbye

1029
01:20:15,600 --> 01:20:22,640
okay uh so you guys you guys say your goodbyes and as you're leaving theo walks in to collect

1030
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:31,040
her tax t a c k yeah what's up what's up what's up oh she's back she's still high

1031
01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:40,319
uh two days is it a bender i don't think it's called a bender um i hand her

1032
01:20:41,920 --> 01:20:47,680
i don't know how much these tax costs i already paid for him she just hands you the tax i wait

1033
01:20:47,680 --> 01:20:49,519
until flint walks out the door i watch him

1034
01:20:52,399 --> 01:20:56,079
and you guys are staring at each other as he's walking past the window and he kind of like

1035
01:20:56,159 --> 01:20:58,960
walks down like as if on an elevator an escalator

1036
01:21:00,960 --> 01:21:06,319
classic an escalator yeah or like he's pretending to walk downstairs yeah that too

1037
01:21:07,039 --> 01:21:12,800
no he's like gliding oh yeah he is sufficiently freaked out what kind of technology is this

1038
01:21:12,800 --> 01:21:16,800
there's trains in this world there could be escalators i turn toward her and i say

1039
01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:21,039
i know he's already covered it he's like that how much do i owe you

1040
01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:28,479
uh he he he paid it up it was it was just a couple gold it's fine i'll hide it in his

1041
01:21:28,479 --> 01:21:34,479
room somewhere fair enough untoward to have a friend pay for their own solstice gift

1042
01:21:35,840 --> 01:21:40,159
that yeah well no no that's that's solstice gift no you guys you guys

1043
01:21:40,159 --> 01:21:45,920
celebrating in a day or so we are oh that's that's very nice oh maybe you should come by

1044
01:21:46,800 --> 01:21:54,560
oh well maybe maybe i will where are you guys where you guys celebrating oh just up just up

1045
01:21:54,560 --> 01:22:04,960
just over um at the just over and out uh at the brotherhood yeah at the brotherhood um the

1046
01:22:04,960 --> 01:22:12,720
castle uh at the castle at the castle yeah oh oh okay uh should it should i just ask for

1047
01:22:13,199 --> 01:22:19,520
for you or yeah for me for flint and you're sure you thea yeah okay yeah did i say for me

1048
01:22:19,520 --> 01:22:25,039
for flint for thea yeah yeah she kind of says well has a little smile and says okay well i'll

1049
01:22:25,039 --> 01:22:31,280
do that i think that some of us would really like to see you there hands you your tax and

1050
01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:36,800
says well i will see you tomorrow tomorrow is winter solstice celebration yes it is tomorrow

1051
01:22:37,760 --> 01:22:40,640
i take off my invisible hat and a flourish and back out of the door

1052
01:22:41,600 --> 01:22:45,119
door closes just weird as fucking stone people have ever met

1053
01:22:47,760 --> 01:22:53,039
um and you go back to the leather shop and you walk in and again there's nobody there

1054
01:22:53,840 --> 01:22:57,200
i just yell oh henry oh

1055
01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:09,920
oh oh hello you're the soft i meet him halfway oh thank you thank you here's your

1056
01:23:10,800 --> 01:23:20,880
embroidered stuff got i hope it's unembroidered but it plays in emblazoned and embossed it's you

1057
01:23:20,880 --> 01:23:25,920
look at it and it's fine is it covered in dicks

1058
01:23:30,960 --> 01:23:35,840
no okay all right i like they had to roll can you roll for the edge of my seat please

1059
01:23:35,840 --> 01:23:44,800
you know two two two more gold and then we're good i'll give you one more and a kiss on the

1060
01:23:44,800 --> 01:23:56,960
cheek oh fuck i don't respond to that just trying to pay my bills here lady i give him three

1061
01:23:56,960 --> 01:24:03,039
gold pieces a kiss on the cheek and i say happy winter solstice happy winter solstice to you my

1062
01:24:03,039 --> 01:24:04,159
dear nightly

1063
01:24:12,239 --> 01:24:17,680
hello there and merry winter solstice to you it's me your dungeon master and bringer of winter

1064
01:24:17,680 --> 01:24:23,439
solstice joy ross More thank you for joining us for episode 28 of Dumbgeons and Dragons titled

1065
01:24:23,439 --> 01:24:28,560
a winter solstice holiday pretty on the nose i know i hope you're enjoying the episode we

1066
01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:33,600
all collectively had a blast recording this one and talk about it almost on the daily

1067
01:24:33,600 --> 01:24:38,560
how well we feel it went it is on the longer side but winter solstice is the perfect time

1068
01:24:38,560 --> 01:24:42,240
to take some downtime and get to know our adventures a little deeper which is what we

1069
01:24:42,240 --> 01:24:46,720
were hoping for i wanted to take a moment to say thank you for joining us and sticking with

1070
01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:52,240
us for the last year our next episode will be our one year anniversary episode and it's been

1071
01:24:52,239 --> 01:24:59,039
a crazy year that from a podcast side of things has gone better than we ever could have imagined

1072
01:24:59,039 --> 01:25:03,439
we launched the podcast made some great friends with you our listeners as well as some of the

1073
01:25:03,439 --> 01:25:08,159
other amazing podcasts out there that we have mentioned on previous episodes make sure you

1074
01:25:08,159 --> 01:25:12,559
check out our friends of the pod page at dumbdragons.com to hear from all of those

1075
01:25:12,559 --> 01:25:16,639
amazing folks i think 2018 is not just going to be a great year for Dumbgeons and Dragons but

1076
01:25:16,639 --> 01:25:21,679
a great year just as a whole and i can't wait to try some new things and continue on this

1077
01:25:21,680 --> 01:25:28,000
great adventure with you so again thank you and merry winter solstice i mentioned as usual off

1078
01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:32,720
the top of the episode that we are on Patreon and i may have mentioned that i made an oops

1079
01:25:32,720 --> 01:25:37,600
with some of the reward levels i don't know if i went back to that or not the episode

1080
01:25:37,600 --> 01:25:43,039
dedications i originally had at the five dollar level but in my haste i'd been giving it to

1081
01:25:43,039 --> 01:25:48,480
everyone so i mean good news for everyone i've made that small change to the rewards levels

1082
01:25:48,480 --> 01:25:53,680
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1083
01:25:53,680 --> 01:25:58,400
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1084
01:25:58,400 --> 01:26:02,560
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1085
01:26:02,560 --> 01:26:06,720
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1086
01:26:07,280 --> 01:26:13,840
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01:26:13,840 --> 01:26:19,119
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1088
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1091
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us on spotify now which is pretty exciting i think when we were recording this we weren't

1092
01:26:37,760 --> 01:26:42,239
sure if we were going to be approved or not so there are some jokes in the blooper reel

1093
01:26:42,239 --> 01:26:46,800
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can find us on there all of our socials are listed at dumb dragons dot com including spotify

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description below along with every other link mentioned today the next episode will be out

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january 3rd 2018 exactly one year from when we first went live with our first two or three

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episodes and it will be the wrap-up episode to this one not to give away too much in the episode

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coming up and it will also kick off our january of giveaways 2018 gifts for all or those who

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follow the directions that we give i'll come up with a better name i promise we want to start

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the year off with a bang so make sure you are caught up and keep listening to and following us

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throughout january to get in on the great giveaways that we've got coming your way

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back to the episode let's see if i roll high on Grancis's meal again he's been doing really

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well for himself i'm kind of proud hopefully that keeps up merry winter solstice and if we

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don't talk before all the best to you and yours during the holiday season and happy new

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year we'll talk to you again in 2018 and you guys all separately get back to your apartments

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and it's the next day all your trinkets have been wrapped and you uh you hear Grancis yell

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down the hall he's like oh boy dinner's getting ready down here banging on the walls are we all

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in the same room are we in separate rooms no you're in separate rooms you're like a it's

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like an apartment style it's like a hotel essentially where they put up their their traveling

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guests and stuff i need a couple of the sweets in my room just in case what Grancis

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made of shit sure so based on past experiences it won't be but i'm still having a really hard

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time because his name is Grancis and that just really rubs me the wrong way i believe my room

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i guess get ready to go have dinner Grancis is uh you walk up to his door and he is dressed

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in his finest top hat and tuxedo tails wow i didn't realize it was this fancy clothes

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and he says welcome to my humble abode fia walks out takes one look at Grancis turns

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around goes back in changes into fancier clothes she for sure had a bathrobe on

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that is art imitating life amy

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um maybe i love it it's my favorite look of yours thea does that and he's patiently waiting by the

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door uh he was mid-bow when you kind of came around the corner but he held the bow until

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you came back and then stands back up and closes the door behind you and comes in and

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says a feast is served and then there's a knock at the door and he's he looks around and

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flint thea new laura are all there and he's did did we invite somebody else uh maybe i don't know

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that makes it sound like you invited somebody else i don't remember who did you invite i can't

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okay go in the fucking kitchen and get another table setting if we invited somebody else you

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gotta tell me i quickly like i bustle into the kitchen because i'm wearing fancy stuff

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and that's how thea walks when she has fancy things on she bustles he opens the door and

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disa is there and you see them having a brief conversation and disa enters the room and says uh

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hi hi everybody uh flint come on in disa i come out with a big smile on my face and a plate

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i put a plate an extra plate down everybody sits down around the table and

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Grancis says well it's the uh it's the i didn't know disa was coming i've

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hold on he runs into his back room and you hear some banging and clanging and

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ripping of things and just things being torn apart and then he comes out a little bit his

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hat's a little bit of skew straightens it up and says okay well it's gift giving time we do

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gifts before dinner who goes first oh i do all right thea what do you got

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um to Nulara the bitchinist bitch that i know a scabbard and i hand her a hand crafted by yours

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truly leather scabbard uh embossed with protective runes i'm making all this shit up you guys i

1139
01:31:34,319 --> 01:31:38,720
don't know if that's a thing the i love it what i had him emboss on it was protective

1140
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room you should write it down because i can't keep up with you scat oh no okay it's it's up

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01:31:45,360 --> 01:31:49,600
to you carla you need to write this down because it belongs to you okay okay so it's

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like a deep deep emerald like four no more of forest green um scabbard that attaches onto

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your belt or there's a loop that you can wear it as like i don't know like over the shoulder

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01:32:01,199 --> 01:32:07,360
i'm not like a purse i don't know um for flame tongue to go into and it's embossed

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with runes as a protective spell uh that ensures that your sword may never be taken from you

1146
01:32:14,719 --> 01:32:23,839
without your permission it also has um brass it is held together by shiny handcrafted by flint

1147
01:32:23,839 --> 01:32:33,439
maybe brass tacks um and there may or may not be an embossment of a dwarf penis on there

1148
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we're not sure i didn't look carefully it is whatever you told him to do i rolled for it

1149
01:32:39,520 --> 01:32:44,800
it could have very well been dwarf penises but it wasn't i would have given it to you anyway

1150
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uh to flint i hand him a feather fan it is delicate it is it is large it's comically large

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um it is um bedazzled at the bottom with um glass baubles and beads

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and i just say you'll thank me later uh and for Grancis i hand him a it is a scrawled

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old old notebook um that is filled with the recipes from uh my elven clan that i've had

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for a while but since i've been on the road for so long i have not been doing any cooking

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and since that seems to be something grants this is in two i hand him that and i say do

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your worst which is a really weird thing to say to give someone a gift but the is high

1157
01:33:46,960 --> 01:33:54,640
right now so it sounds super appropriate oh thanks it's actually it's actually a really

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01:33:54,640 --> 01:34:01,920
touching gesture she just gave her like family's recipes to Grancis he's flipping through and

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he's like oh thank thank you thea hey thank you very much thanks thea flint throws a thumbs

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up flint's like don't know what i'm gonna use this for but i'm sure it's gonna come

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in handy in battle am i right i can only assume it won't it's not it's not for battle flint come

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on now i i didn't tell me what it is for i nope i'm not gonna i tip my invisible hat

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people have picked up a lot of affectations that we have never had well thea invisible

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hats and thumbs up it's the winter solstice miracle thea's as high like the highest she's

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ever been it's been a very stressful few months for us so it's true you know i just

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01:34:48,960 --> 01:34:54,159
thought i'd let loose a little bit do a little high shopping make some questionable presents

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01:34:54,159 --> 01:35:01,760
i don't know i like it well my my present is beautiful and i love it and you obviously put

1168
01:35:01,760 --> 01:35:07,039
a lot of time and effort into it so thank you you're welcome who's next

1169
01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:16,000
next fuck it i'm next and he hands everybody a bag disa included and you all kind of simultaneously

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unwrap them and they are sketched pictures of each individual person standing next to

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01:35:25,519 --> 01:35:31,840
Grancis including disa wow he did that super fast in the back room you guys

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yes that's impressive and they are i don't know what to say they're in very nice hand sculpted

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metal and wooden frames with very nice ornate beads and jewels and gems put throughout them

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01:35:46,319 --> 01:35:52,319
they're very beautiful and this and the sketch sketches are like exquisite like they are

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lifelike Grancis is there anything you can't do oh i have stories but nope nope i don't

1176
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think there is those look great Grancis thank you Grancis oh anytime does disa respond at all

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disa says this is i don't know you or when i was gonna say this is mostly just awkward

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01:36:14,159 --> 01:36:21,920
well i don't know you or when this this pose would have taken place but it's beautiful thank

1179
01:36:21,920 --> 01:36:30,079
you thank you i'm i'm sorry i did not that did not bring any gifts um i just i just came hopefully

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to do partake in the company but thank you very much Grancis oh no problem i love it

1181
01:36:36,800 --> 01:36:42,880
when you talk to yourself sometimes i just like to talk to myself i know it's just really not

1182
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you get lonely sometimes i know and then it's

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oh god okay i need to get i want i i reach into my pocket one hand in each pocket and i pull out

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uh a handful of oak bark and i'm like thea hold out your hand i do it i'm super excited

1185
01:37:06,960 --> 01:37:12,400
just loosen my hand i just hand her some oak bark and then i reached my other pocket

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in my other hand i give her three nutshells and just kind of look at her like uh

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i i look i

1188
01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:36,800
sorry how many nutshells three three nutshells i kind of not specifically i know you would know

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this being the nature buff you are uh sure let's just say like they're acorn shells

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01:37:43,840 --> 01:37:52,480
that seems reasonable uh i'm sure you know because you're so magical what you can use

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01:37:52,480 --> 01:37:59,680
these for but um that that bark that handful of oak bark you can use to cast the spell

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01:37:59,760 --> 01:38:07,119
bark skin and with those three nutshells you can cast the spell confusion thank you so much new

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01:38:07,119 --> 01:38:11,520
ara only one use each of course but those are the components you need to cast those spells

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01:38:12,159 --> 01:38:20,320
flint i i made this for you and i and i and i reach into uh to another pocket and i pull out

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a rabbit's foot oh nice this rabbit's foot will will bring you luck i mean that's that's

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01:38:27,920 --> 01:38:33,279
what they're for right i mean so so i've been told in the past so that with that rabbit's foot

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you will get one d4 extra roll to use once a day this is your lucky rabbit's foot nice

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uh i also give uh donnie some jerky that i made but you know i've just been feeding

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that to him but that was the present that i got for donnie for winter solstice

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01:38:57,520 --> 01:39:03,840
okay first up i reach into my whatever the hell i have these presents in probably a bag

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01:39:05,119 --> 01:39:11,920
i grab a package that looks like it's a uh just a chef's knife that's all wrapped up

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01:39:11,920 --> 01:39:18,320
and i give that to Grancis oh this looks oh feel the weight on that look at that

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01:39:18,880 --> 01:39:24,800
that's like perfect and he he runs back into his kitchen he pulls out he brings out a

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01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:28,000
carrot and he chops it on the table he's like that's perfect action

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01:39:30,560 --> 01:39:36,960
thank you that my good man is made from auricalum and it will never need to be sharpened

1206
01:39:36,960 --> 01:39:40,720
well that doesn't sound like the stone that you were looking for in the thingamajig but

1207
01:39:40,720 --> 01:39:46,800
okay that's good i like it because i added it afterwards oh you were there for two days

1208
01:39:46,800 --> 01:39:50,800
it's all good it's all good i also thought that yeah since we're going to Grancis's house

1209
01:39:50,800 --> 01:39:54,079
he's probably going to give us something so i better have something for him i like it

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01:39:54,079 --> 01:40:04,720
yeah thank you all right um to donnie i give him a little green star metal dragon claw

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01:40:04,720 --> 01:40:13,039
glove oh wow there but the dragon star claw he puts it on this is pretty it fits like a glove

1212
01:40:14,239 --> 01:40:20,159
and i know he doesn't use his claws for much but it will give him a plus one damage bonus

1213
01:40:21,119 --> 01:40:26,000
well there you go and he gets to look like michael jackson yeah he does because he only got one

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01:40:27,359 --> 01:40:36,079
and to Nulara uh i just say why don't you take a closer look at flame tongue and i've

1215
01:40:36,079 --> 01:40:42,479
replaced the handle of flame tongue when she wasn't looking it's now a you didn't have

1216
01:40:43,200 --> 01:40:50,000
right sorry it's now a fire brass handle and it lightens the sword so she can add plus one

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01:40:50,000 --> 01:40:56,560
to her hit attack like for her opportunity to hit thank you flint that's that's incredible

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01:40:57,520 --> 01:41:04,560
and to thea i give her a charm bracelet made from salarian true steel that is

1219
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and uh it has a moon is the only charm that is on it is a little moon charm well because

1220
01:41:10,480 --> 01:41:15,760
you know she loves her some uh moon damage i forget the name of the spell but i know it has

1221
01:41:15,760 --> 01:41:23,840
moon in it i'm also a druid of the circle of the moon oh even better than doubled up on the moon

1222
01:41:23,840 --> 01:41:29,680
theme uh and thea that charm bracelet will give you a chance to reroll a wisdom sage

1223
01:41:30,880 --> 01:41:36,080
but i guess one per day thank you flint i get i run over and give you a big hug

1224
01:41:36,159 --> 01:41:43,920
hug received grants says oh that's a good good winter solstice celebration gift

1225
01:41:43,920 --> 01:41:49,519
giving if i've ever seen what's been many many a year since i had one of these so it's nice to

1226
01:41:49,519 --> 01:41:55,039
nice to have you guys around really is i know we've we haven't known each other that long

1227
01:41:55,039 --> 01:42:01,199
but i appreciate you coming by and he says well let's uh let's dig in and you have a feast of

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01:42:01,760 --> 01:42:07,840
the finest bird that they've that he's managed to find and various

1229
01:42:08,399 --> 01:42:17,599
like fidget roasted vegetables over an open fire and uh and he uh everybody dishes out and they

1230
01:42:17,599 --> 01:42:25,119
dig in and you are all discussing you know things that have gone on and telling stories

1231
01:42:25,199 --> 01:42:28,479
and you all begin to feel a little funny

1232
01:42:31,119 --> 01:42:38,880
and you look to grants and he says oh oh hold on and he goes and looks at his

1233
01:42:38,880 --> 01:42:47,039
he comes out with a big dusty old book and he looks at it and you're looking at him as he's

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01:42:47,039 --> 01:42:54,159
reading in this book and he's shrinking in size but so are you says oh fuck guys i don't

1235
01:42:54,159 --> 01:43:03,359
i don't i don't know oh no and you guys shrink down to the size of a thumb and you are quickly

1236
01:43:03,359 --> 01:43:11,920
surrounded by two or three dozen tiny very colorful frog-like people and they're screaming

1237
01:43:12,880 --> 01:43:17,680
for the sock for the sock for the sock

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01:43:34,319 --> 01:43:38,239
music in today's episode was by Kavin mcleod of incompetech.filmmusic.io

1239
01:43:38,239 --> 01:43:45,599
uh does anybody remember what they did last time for your own personal game

1240
01:43:49,359 --> 01:43:53,760
that was that the weirdest way to to ask that question do you want a summary or do you want

1241
01:43:53,760 --> 01:43:57,679
me to talk about what happened when we leveled up i would be happy to do either all right you

1242
01:43:57,679 --> 01:44:04,079
guys leveled up let's uh let's do oh shit um and you guys do a shit uh and you guys

1243
01:44:04,079 --> 01:44:06,880
uh

1244
01:44:06,880 --> 01:44:13,439
fuck and you guys leveled up last night it's gonna be that kind of game what here let me let me run

1245
01:44:13,439 --> 01:44:18,399
you through what happened while that siren was going i rolled a d20 and was like fuck yeah i'll

1246
01:44:18,399 --> 01:44:24,559
add that to my hit points wait that's not how it works no that's not it at all i'm sorry i

1247
01:44:24,559 --> 01:44:30,479
called you not likeable that wasn't what i that's okay now that's canon i'm not likeable

1248
01:44:31,120 --> 01:44:36,400
i know but did like the real carla die a little bit inside because you're like me and very much

1249
01:44:36,400 --> 01:44:44,800
like being liked oh carla desperately wants to be liked new laura could not give a fuck

1250
01:44:45,440 --> 01:44:50,720
she likes you guys but generally doesn't care doesn't care at all merry christmas

1251
01:44:52,720 --> 01:44:58,160
tom spent the better part of this interaction naked yes that's right flint yes well

1252
01:44:58,159 --> 01:45:04,000
actually i don't know who knows we don't have video skype on no one knows anything about

1253
01:45:04,559 --> 01:45:11,039
that what's a hippogriff is it a flying hippopotamus what harry potter come on now

1254
01:45:14,000 --> 01:45:22,800
come on it's like it's a flying harry no flint has been just just just taciturn this whole

1255
01:45:22,800 --> 01:45:29,360
time other than the then his exposed penis he's barely spoken

1256
01:45:31,360 --> 01:45:36,560
because his nudity spoke volume it's true you know you're right it really did you're right also

1257
01:45:36,560 --> 01:45:40,640
i've been working on attaching like stats to these gifts i'm gonna give you guys so it's

1258
01:45:40,640 --> 01:45:50,400
good you guys have been doing all the talking oh oh it's magic why did you tell us not to

1259
01:45:50,400 --> 01:45:56,000
sing and you were literally the one doing it you can't handle it because he said he

1260
01:45:56,000 --> 01:46:01,760
that we should into now who needs spotify right oh forget about spotify that's not

1261
01:46:01,760 --> 01:46:07,119
Dumbgeons and dragons is a dumb dragons production